(Hey guys – Jason here! The folks running the Gender Wars are at it again, with the sequel to their craziness. As you all remember, last time I dominated the scene by singing the guys’ way to victory. Don’t listen to what the girls say. Anyways, Mattocks and Kasuto have a message for all interested about the next Gender Wars!)

Hello Zelda Universe. Those of you who were around last year may remember a couple months of carnage, blood, lacy things and great sorrow for men. This time was known as the ZU Gender Wars. Asia managed to lead the ladies to victory over Power Shot and the men, proving women to be the superior sex. Or so she thought…


One year later the community went to the polls, and voted to once again go to war. This year the ZUBC’s Margar will be leading the ladies to a repeat performance against the vengeful Power Shot and the men in the


The Man-Pire Strikes Back!
The games will be getting under way in early July and we want you to support your respective gender. Each team will chose representatives to compete in competitions to prove their superiority. Last year’s events included a singing competition, art work melee, and a dare challenge. If you think you can come out victorious then sign up now! For those of you who don’t participate in battle, there is also trash talking to be done, and a logo contest to try your hand at. Sign up at either the lassie’s camp or the men’s camp.

Can’t trash talk? Art not your thing? No voice for singing? Don’t want to wage war against the bane of your gender’s existence? But you still want to be part of this? Then you are in luck because we are also looking for judges to decide winner for this competition. For more information on all of this, visit the Gender Wars main thread (linked above) and fight with all your heart!

– Mattocks and Kasuto (Gender Wars Commissioners)