Think Geek has released a new line of geeky swimwear for men, including Nintendo board shorts with Mario and Zelda designs. These Kokiri green shorts with yellow Wingcrests, Master Swords, and Hylian Shields may not be Link’s famous Breath of the Wild boxers, but they certainly are more practical. They also have a pocket to hold your Rupees and ID, in case you want to order a Noble Pursuit to relax and cool down after a long day of Korok leaf rafting. You can order these shorts for $39.99.
Note: these board shorts do not grant the ability to swim up waterfalls.