Who doesn’t love the dialogue found in the CD-i games? And by love, I mean laugh hysterically at the horrific writing. We want to see what you would say if you were writing the script! Write a funny caption for the image below. The two people that we think wrote the most amusing caption will each win a set of PowerUp Pins: Hero Series from Fangamer, which are also on sale right here.

  • To enter the contest, post your caption in a comment to this post for everyone to see.
  • Send the same caption in an email to [email protected] This is so that we can contact the winners.
  • Your captions can include dialogue, but the caption should be no longer than five sentences total.
  • You can only enter one caption, once.
  • Entries must be received by March 26, 9am EDT.

We will be announcing the winning entries once they’ve been selected and contacted. If the winners can’t be reached within 12 hours we’ll pick new ones.

With all that said, here’s the image we want you to write a caption for:



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  • GON

    “Egads…I thought I got rid of that mustache.”

  • Daniele Colonnese

    “Daughter, could you explain what’s this thing I found hidden in your closet?”

  • justinpr1234

    (will not be entered in contest)

    Zelda: I’m mo beutiful than u

    Whoevertheothergirlis: Teenagers, misspelling everything, even spoken words!!!

    Zelda: Yu shold txt som mo on ya iMirror itl do ya good

  • ochibrochi

    “Zelda, look in that mirror. You know what I see? I see a strong, confidence, beautiful young lady… Oh look! You’re here too!”

  • Connor

    CD-ii Month: Where the rupee value is made up and the dungeons don’t matter.

  • Ariel Halpert

    At the mirror store they didn’t show how to connect to the Castle Reflection service.

  • Billy Karampoulas

    -my daughter,look at the mirror and tell me what do you see.

    -NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!A monster!

    -What are you talking about?please see again.

    -NOOOOOOOOOOOO!My mammy is so fat!!!!!!!!!

  • RainbowWarrior

    Look at me I’m beautiful! You should try looking in one sometimes…

  • Ponkool4

    “Gwonam told me that this mirror would reveal the faces of evil, but all I’m seeing is my face!”

  • Doug Sahr

    A mirrior?!? Of all the treasures from the dungeons you ask Link to give you a stupid mirror?

  • willxb272

    Mother, could you PLEASE stop looking at yourself for once and tell father what’s for dinner? His relentless food talk is making me want to get captured again…

  • Gabriel Flores

    -Zelda, do you see the mirrior here? It says you must go to an adventure and save the world…
    -(thinking) What if octorocks actually are dogs? And what if I actually am a dog? hehehe, I like dogs.

  • Jonathan Sulzbach

    MOM: “It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!”
    ZELDA: “Mom, Link’s the pointy-eared blond in green. I’m your daughter. You know, Zelda?”
    MOM: “Well ex-cu-u-use me, princess!”

  • CEObrainz


    “What is it Zelda?”

    “I….look like Link, I really do!”

    “That’s the Sacred Mirror, it shows important visions instead of reflections.”

    “That’s all well and good, but I wanted to look at myself!”

  • ochibrochi

    Also, 12 hours is a bit short, no?
    There’s the issues of timezones, and school, and work, which I’m sure can apply to many;;

  • Faith April

    “Lazy animators… I’m telling you, five frames from now, we’ll look completely different.”

  • Alex Schaefer

    Don’t believe me that your eyes aren’t symmetrical, Zelda? Just look for yourself.

  • Tom

    “Zelda, what are you staring at?”

    “I can’t get over how hideous this photo of Ganondorf is..”

    “Honey…that…that’s a mirror.”

  • Trinosaur

    Zelda thought nothing of her broken mirror. 7 years bad luck? How silly. Silly indeed… *Ganondorf laughing in the distance as young Link draws the master sword*

  • Mike

    Handheld mirrors: 25 rupees.
    Cheap headbands: 75 rupees.
    Making that faraway look in your eyes daydreaming of when a real hero arrives: Priceless.

  • Reversehero

    “Mirror? I thought this was frying pan”

  • Dracogenius

    this mirror is obviously broken, zelda! i look nothing like her! that girl is hideous!