A funny article from an adult-humor centered website has lain down the law on behalf of all gamers. Warning: Explicative.

While we’re all guilty of judging every zelda game that has come out, odds are we’ve judged them according to these 7 sins. Mind you, they tell them with excessive use of sexual humor and swearing. Since I know better than to tell you not to read it unless you’re an older person, better make sure your folks are out of the room before opening it up.

But seriously, it’s pretty adult-related. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! In any case, it’s worth a few laughs and several nods, and for those who enjoy that humor, a good read. You can find it here.