What happens when the King doesn’t get his dinner? He fights in the Steelport gang wars of Saints Row: The Third, scrubbing the floors with his enemies. He’s a top-notch gunslinger with impeccable aim, plus his dancing skills are what all true warriors strive for. I’m beginning to wonder why he ever needed Link’s help to defeat Ganon in the first place.

YouTube user SirColdFruit·used the game’s in-depth character customisation to recreate everyone’s favourite dinner enthusiast, who goes on a savage rampage much to the dismay of many citizens. Warning: the following video contains profanity, blood and violence.