You don't want to know what he's looking at

There’s a certain charm that comes with a series which places its story origins in auto-erotic asphyxiation.

For those who may be unfamiliar, Legend of Neil is a live action web series which parodies many video games, but specifically hits the Zelda soft spot more often than any other. While remaining thoroughly tasteless and obscene, the series still manages to get some good laughs; the jokes and situations are anything but subtle, but they still manage to be funny and entertaining. The series boasts fantastic acting for a web series and the story, while making about as much sense as one might expect, actually does flow more or less coherently.

New from the shamelessly vulgar series is the 3rd episode of Season 3.  In this episode, Neil will be battling giants, rearing children from the Great Fairy, and resisting gay advances from another fairy (pun intended) with a tribal arm band tattoo.

Hit the jump to watch the episode!

Disclaimer: Legend of Neil focuses on many mature themes that some may not find suitable for younger viewers.

  • There are a lot of great lines in this one: "What am I, a football? How do you guys even know this sport?" 8D

  • This video series is a Public violation to all and is making fun of the Zelda series so I hate it and you can vote me down but remember, your voting me down for no good reason.

    • Nobody's going to vote you down; at least not me. Your conviction for Zelda has perfect grounds to speak against this series. Truth be told, I would much rather prefer they discarded the innuendo and obscenity, but I only watch it for the humor. And the fact that the Legend of Zelda comes alive, since Nintendo won't sponsor a movie. Even so, I can't help but glower at how much they distort the founder of this marvelous franchise.

      • JordanChi

        As the writer of this article, I do admit that the toilet humor and whatnot was completely lost on me. I just tried to keep my opinion out the article is all.

        • You approached it the right way. There are few ways you could have put it without showing your opinion. So good job on that!

  • When their throwing him around they're actually throwing a doll around lol.

    • Yeah, that and some of the baby fairies are dolls.

  • Triforce of the Gods


    That alone made this episode epic beyond epicness.

  • im a troll

    wow, people are such idiots to make a stupid series like THIS.

    • Hi, I'm your biggest fan. Can I have an autograph? Just sign it STUPID. ;D

  • EDracon

    that was a great episode, though I liked the Office Parody a little bit more.

  • Luciano92

    " I'm Zelda's brother: Tyrelda!"
    LOL! I Love this Show!

  • You are more observant than most of us. The show would be so much better without that excess refuse–it should be a simple reenaction of the original game, but from Neil's viewpoint. Sadly, evil loves itself and chooses not to understand the light we shine on their errancies.

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