With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, there’s never been a better time to wonder what it would be like to court any of the colorful cast of characters from across The Legend of Zelda games. Would you go on a second date with any of the below?
Link
The outdoors type, athletic and handsome. Not one to go on a sit-down date, he’s definitely taking you on a long mountain hike across gushing waterfalls, through bushes and thickets. You might enjoy the fresh air and twittering birds, but…he doesn’t talk much. The only sounds he makes are strange ‘hyah’s and ‘hah’s with each exertion, and he’s oddly obsessed with cutting tufts of grass.
Probably used to being on his own for too long.
You might be hoping for a little more conversation by the time you return from your adventure – no luck there either.
He’s out like a light, falling asleep in the first bed he finds, snoring and drooling into his pillow.
Man, this guy likes to nap.
Zelda
If you’re lucky enough, a date with Zelda is a sophisticated tour of a museum or history site. No need to request a guide — your date is a walking encyclopedia, going into great detail as she explains the history behind each painting, statue, weapon, fauna, and flora.
An excellent conversationalist, her wit, knowledge, and wisdom are remarkable qualities. You find yourself consistently amazed by her brilliant mind.
All you can do is hope she considers you her intellectual equal.
Ganondorf
Tall, muscular, ambitious. Certainly attractive qualities, which is likely why you said ‘yes’ to the date, though you can’t help but find his ominous brooding slightly intimidating.
The date isn’t awful. He takes you to a high-end steakhouse — doesn’t bother asking you if you even like or eat steak. He orders for you with a loud booming voice that carries across the dining room. He seems to think it’s chivalrous, but it would be nice to have some input.
You get through your meal way quicker than him. He’s busy going on long dramatic monologues about his aspirations of word domination and methods to thwart his enemies plans. You ponder if he’d notice you leaving before dessert…probably not.
It’s all about him.
Revali
From the way he asked you out, he knew you’d agree before you knew it yourself. As Rito Champion, he is renown for his speed and strength and it’s flattering he even has the time to spare for you.
However.
The date consists mainly of you watching him soar on updrafts, ducking and diving in the Flight Range, hitting targets with his Great Eagle Bow in an impressive display of aerial archery. The view from Rito Village sure is stunning with its snow-capped peaks, and Revali’s Gale is an impressive move, but it can’t be denied: the greatest love of Revali’s life is…
Revali.
Beedle
An enthusiastic chap who works hard to keep his various shops running like the foot-pedaled airship, the cozy boat, the beetle-shaped backpack he hauls around everyday. You can’t deny that his work ethic is impressive.
The date is a tour of an indoor tropical forest to satisfy his endearing love of critters and bugs. He exclaims a loud “OH!” when you arrive. You’re flattered he appears so excited — though you can’t help but notice he greets everyone the same when they enter his shop…
He’s traveled many places and met many people, so he recognizes just about everyone who walks past. His work ethic somewhat loses its charm now. He can’t give selling goods a rest, and he even tries bartering with the staff to trade his items for the exotic bugs. Nevertheless, he keeps a plentiful stream of compliments coming your way…when he does look at you.
At the end, he waves goodbye with a loud “THANK YOUUUU”. You aren’t sure if he’s thanking you for your time or if he’s still in work-mode.
Tingle
A ride in a red hot air balloon with Tingle awaits you.
There’s no one quite like him. His individuality is admirable. Not caring what people think in a harsh world is a sign of courage, you tell yourself.
But you’re not convinced he’s sane. He claims to be the reincarnation of a fairy and shouts “Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah” at regular intervals even though you have no idea what it means. You’re not sure if he’s pulling your leg, but surely he isn’t wearing that uncomfortably skin-tight green bodysuit for a laugh?
Mipha
The sweetest girl around, Mipha is kind and attentive.
The pair of you find a spot atop a mountain edge that looks over a beautiful view abundant with wildlife, clear waterfalls, and rushing rivers as the sun sets. She even heals a cut you suffered earlier when you climbed up here.
She’s a wonderful older sister and takes her duties seriously. What’s more, her coy glances and shy smiles are adorable. You wouldn’t say no to a second date. However, you can’t help but notice she talks an awful lot about this guy she used to know. This unknown friend is handsome, loyal, protective, strong, polite, caring…the list goes on and on. And on. What happened between them? Something? Nothing? She even mentions having had a suit custom-made for him! You don’t even know the man but you don’t fancy competing with someone so perfect it’s intimidating.
As you head home, the thought is on your mind: Is Mipha truly ready for a relationship?
Urbosa
Ah, Urbosa. The powerhouse, the warrior, the chief. You could get lost in those sea-green eyes all day.
No time for that, though.
She takes you to a courtyard where there are several weapons on display, and encourages you to pick one.
What happens next is more of a survival mission than a date. You spar for hours, barely resting to guzzle some Hydromelon for hydration. Her attacks are relentless, expert, precise. Even worse, you can tell she’s going easy on you. Unexpectedly, she summons a bolt of lightning close by. It startles you and she laughs, remarking it’s a habit of hers.
Perhaps she gets more than a kick out of scaring people, you wonder. Perhaps she’s testing you to see if you have the nerve to stand beside someone as stoic as her.
Daruk
A boisterous and jolly dude with a heart of gold.
In the shadow of Death Mountain, he offers you ‘delectable’ Rock Roast and tucks in, obviously assuming you’re going to love it as much as him. While you’re perfectly happy to try all sorts of different cuisine and explore other cultures, you aren’t sure your teeth would survive one bite. An oversight on his part, but you appreciate the effort nevertheless.
When a barking stray dog bounds your way, he yelps and ducks behind you. You gently shoo the animal away, which leads to him confiding in you about his childhood fear. Now it’s out in the open, you both laugh. It’s sweet to see his vulnerable side and to know that this colossal Goron has a soft spot — and a sense of humor.
Midna
Accustomed to the finer things, you know she’ll appreciate a luxurious meal at a tavern. By the time you leave, it’s her favorite time of the day — twilight. She’s got an adventurous streak, so you both scale the town’s rooftops and explore scenic ruins, far away from the general public. Half the time, you can’t tell if she hates you or not with her snarky quips and mischievous laugh. It’s a fine line. When you reciprocate with a smart remark, she’s delighted at your intellect and your date blossoms into a battle of wits, though she’s undoubtedly got the upper hand.
Beneath her sardonic exterior, she’s surprisingly compassionate and lets her guard down as the evening continues.
Impa
Calm and stoic, Impa is a woman of many talents which is likely what drew you to her in the first place. When she isn’t training in martial arts, she’s enhancing her battle skills with her blades and naginata, perusing through historical events, or studying Geoglyphs. However, she’s a bodyguard to someone very important so you had to undergo a background check before she even considered going on a date with you.
As you speak, her eyes dart everywhere, seeking hints of movement in bushes nearby or in trees. You deduce that she’s still in work-mode, trying to catch a glimpse of potential enemies nearby. Physically she’s here but mentally she’s elsewhere.
Probably not used to downtime.
Sidon
Truly, it’s an honor to go out with the heartthrob of Hyrule.
Not just a pretty face, he asks about your hobbies and you’re flattered by his encouragement (“You can do it; I believe in you!”). A strong swimmer, he shows off his moves in the water and flashes you that dazzling grin that makes you weak at the knees.
Yet, there’s a catch to dating the land’s most eligible prince.
He is positively swamped by hordes of swooning people wherever you are, which gets a little grating as he sends them into a frenzy by posing and flexing his muscles. You can tell he’s just being a friendly extravert but you’re not sure if you could cope with this level of attention.
Master Kohga
You’ve heard of his prowess regarding ‘esoteric arts’ as well as his affinity for advanced technology. By all accounts, you believe you’re in for a mind-blowing time.
You thought wrong.
With a snap of his fingers, he summons his underlings to bring forth a gigantic pile of Mighty Bananas. Infected with childlike glee, he gorges on them. When he’s done, he decides to take a lengthy nap right there and then. You wonder what romantic gestures he’d be capable of if only he applied himself.
Ghirahim
The date with a dark side.
He takes you through loud bustling streets, then further away from the hubbub, along a dark alleyway, through a side door you didn’t even know existed, and down a flight of stairs that leads you to an underground club, fueled with alcohol and heavy music.
He cuts some serious shapes on the dancefloor like it’s some kind of voodoo ritual, flamboyantly swishing his hair and red cape. You get the sense he isn’t what they call…”vanilla”.
Someone bumps into you by accident which doesn’t go down well to say the least. A sinister shade passes over Ghirahim’s features as he swears to bathe the dance floor with their blood if they dare cross you again. Bit extreme, you think, but maybe he’s only being protective?
If that’s your type, go ahead but maybe proceed with caution.
Zant
You don’t know why you agreed to meet up.
The way he zooms around the room like a possessed demon wearing that creepy mask has you out the door in seconds.
Nope.
Groose
Groose openly admits he has come a long way from being the local bully. Turns out, it was a mask to conceal his deepest insecurities, and he’s since grown and matured into a more thoughtful man.
He’s excited to show off his personal invention the Groosenator, offering to launch you into the sky. He says he can catch you, but you doubt it. He then asks if you’re hungry and you head back to his house, excited to see if his culinary skills are as innovative as the Groosenator.
Apparently not.
His Granny lays some food on the table and the three of you dine as a family. It is heartwarming if not a bit intense.
Is a Granny’s boy your type?
Malon
More responsible than her lethargic father, she can’t leave her countryside ranch for too long, so she takes you on a tour. You had been planning to go elsewhere to give her a break, but she adores her animals and you’d like to get to know her world better.
She teaches you how to tend to the horses in her care and, under her delicate coaching, you manage to befriend one by singing a lovely song she teaches you. You wouldn’t have made such progress so quickly if it weren’t for her. This impressive equine-whisperer with a kind heart is the best date you’ve had for a while. After trotting around the ranch, you spot some Cuccos nearby and head over to get a closer look. She instructs you to steer clear.
She tells you she dreams of a “knight in shining armor” who’ll come to sweep her off her feet. Maybe it’s a hint…
You resolve to improve your horse-riding skills.
When you part ways, she gifts you bottles and bottles of Lon Lon Milk. You’ll be coming back for more!
Fi
A conversation with Fi is like talking to an inanimate object that has only just gained sentience.
You take a walk through a woodland. Her responses are like a checkout point in a supermarket, as though she’s memorized a variety of possible answers to anything you say. She points out the most obvious things, like giving a summary of every living thing you encounter — butterflies, plants, trees, bugs, birds, even dogs. You protest you know what a dog is, but she’s so deadpan you start wondering whether she’s joking or not.
By the end of the date, she gives you a remarkably detailed report of areas where you’re compatible and incompatible, listing your similarities and differences, labelling where the pressure points may be for a relationship between you both in future. Just when you think it can’t get any weirder, she then gives a statistic on your chances of surviving as a couple. It’s so…specific.
Who says romance is dead?
Ruto
Your date is a pleasant picnic by a lake. Getting there was the problem.
You’re pretty worn out because you had to carry Ruto there, who pointed out alternative ways you could’ve gone which is infuriating to say the least. If you’d known she was this bratty, you wouldn’t have said yes to the date. Once you sit down, however, her personality shines like the glistening lake beside you. First impressions can be misleading — she is surprisingly mature and noble, and becomes somewhat shy around you. The initial bravado has worn off.
She slips a ring on your finger, presumably for a joke. For some reason, she insists you’re now engaged to be married.
Your indignant protests do not seem to dissuade her.
Darunia
Known as the “Passionate Brother” of his people, you hope he lives up to the title despite his gruff exterior and abrupt manner of speaking.
You’re expecting some kind of excursion involving a mountain — you know how these Gorons love rocks — but instead it’s a delightful visit to a gig. Wow, this guy loves a boogie. You two spend all night dancing. Darunia is grinning the whole time, clapping his hands and singing along. You can easily tell that music and dance is the way to his heart.
As soon as you leave, though, he’s back to his grumpy self as the reality of his daily duties return to the front of his mind.
It’s a shame, but you can’t go out dancing and listening to music all day every day.
Happy Mask Salesman
You’ve met with an terrible fate to date this guy.
An apparent lover of carnivals, he brings you along to a puppet show where he giggles at slapstick humour and the characters’ caricaturist features. Despite his politeness, he has a gleeful fixation on the show’s more sadistic elements.
A devilish grin plastered to his face, he never leaves his backpack behind. It’s filled with masks of all sorts and, intrigued, you go to take a closer look. He stops you in your tracks with a volatile stab of anger, instructing you never to touch a mask without his permission or bad, bad things will happen. It’s…unnerving.
What’s a simple mask going to do?
Nabooru
This self-proclaimed lone wolf certainly has a mind of her own. You admire her for her independence and for the fact she acts according to her own moral standards. In the bar you’re hanging out in, the prices are extortionate and you’re both convinced you’re getting ripped off. Before you leave, she ducks behind the bar unnoticed and steals a couple of liquor bottles. She may be a thief, but she’s got a code.
However, she does have a peculiar habit of telling underage people they’ll grow up to be very handsome.
Might be something to keep an eye on.
Navi
The most annoying date you’ve ever been on.
We all know why.
A Great Fairy
In the restaurant, you can’t keep count of how kisses she blows at you.
You also can’t tell if she has a nervous twitch or if she’s just winking at you non-stop.
At the end of the date, she suggestively informs you about her sisters who’ll want to get to know you as well.
You aren’t sure if you could deal with any more like her. One is more than enough.
Marin
A day at the beach with Marin is a slice of paradise. She stares longingly at the ocean and voices her dream of exploring the world beyond. It’s adorable how in touch with nature she is, with friends among the many animals you encounter. She brings her harp with her and begins to sing a tender tune. Under the warm sun and gentle island breeze, you can’t help but doze off, comforted by her gentle notes.
When you wake, she’s nowhere to be seen. You search frantically for her but find no trace.
It’s like she wasn’t there at all. Like your magical time together was only a dream…
Riju
Since Riju can’t go a day without seeing her beloved Patricia, Sand Seal Surfing is on the agenda.
You don’t mind. Not in the slightest. For an adrenaline-fueled date, Riju takes you out for a spin and you surf the Gerudo Desert, laughing with each toss and turn, every dash and spin. It’s a unique experience — you’ve not quite mastered the sport, but Riju is patient and encouraging.
Afterward, you enjoy a Noble Pursuit in the secure comfort of her throne room, watching a sandstorm approach.
There’s potential for more, that’s for sure. However, you better be nice to Patricia. But with that fancy bow, who couldn’t be?
M. O. Granger
M. O. Granger is an English writer who's loved Zelda since first playing Skyward Sword on the classic Wii! She enjoys writing comedic plays and is currently working on a novel.
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by M. O. Granger on February 9, 2026
