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Finding Link’s Perfect Valentine in Ocarina of Time

In Ocarina of Time, Link always seems to be involved with the opposite gender. Saria is an instant guilt trip, constantly reminding the Hero of Time of the life he gave up in order to pursue his destiny. Ruto is demanding but also contains great promise; her father is the Zora King, so there’s got…

If You Love Zelda, You Might Like These Games

Fans of Zelda often face a frustrating dilemma: after you beat the latest game, there’s not much else to do but wait a whole year or two until Nintendo releases the next one. The blueprint for a fantastic gaming experience is encased in the DNA of nearly all of the Zelda titles, but the fact…

Legacy of a “THIEF”

The temptation to steal has always been present in the Zelda franchise. A seemingly disconnected shopkeeper is usually the only thing separating you and shiny new items. Why are they charging you anyway? Tasked with saving the world, surely they would recognize the opportunity for philanthropy and provide aid for your quest. Alas, that is…

Top 10 Lamest Zelda Items

You open the chest. You deliver the final item of the quest. You slay the ferocious mini-boss, prompting the classic fanfare to ring. You know you’re in for something good. The precision of the Hero’s Bow. The girth of the Biggoron Sword. The sheer magnitude of the Megaton Hammer. These are the items that have…

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