Ever wonder what cuts of meat Ganon, Bowser, or even a Chocobo would look like? Jude Buffum intends to answer these questions with his upcoming art exhibition Pixel Pushers. He features various video game characters in meat chart form, showing various cuts of meat that fall in theme with the games the characters are featured in.

"Paid for by the Kindom of Hyrule Gaming Commission."

For example, Ganon produces cuts of “Gerudo Ham,” a triangle shaped steak cut called “Triforce Chop,” and another familiar shaped cut called “Ocarina Steak.” Food pairing suggestions include Deku Nuts and Fairy Jelly.  Cooking method suggestions are also included, and to add icing to the cake, so to speak, this particular diagram is “Paid for by the Kingdom of Hyrule Gaming Commission.”

To see all of the meat charts featuring Bowser, Ganon, Chocobo, Yoshi, Cheep Cheep, and Blooper, check out his blog. I’m sure you will get a good chuckle, find yourself a little hungry, or both.

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  • HeavyWeaponsFan

    Ganon would make a most fitting feast for the King and his Boi. I wonder why Link hasn't though about doing this before. It would save himself and his future generations the trouble of rescuing the princess again. Plus he would be getting a large feast as a bonus.

  • DarkMajora

    LOL. How much weed do you have to smoke before you ask yourself "Dude I wonder what Ganon tastes like?" I can understand Cheep Cheep, Blooper, and to a lesser degree Yoshi but Ganon? That's like asking "What does Hitler taste like?" Wait now that I ask that…..

    • Violet

      Brussel sprouts. He was a vegetarian. And bitter. And that's why he invaded Belgium.

      • DarkMajora

        Hitler didn't eat meat? Well that explains EVERYTHING! If I couldn't eat meat I'd do some really insane stuff to.

  • Naokohiro

    Yeah, the text is pretty blurry.

  • Wow, this guy is very creative with his names for the certain chops and sections. And Ganon served with Deku Nuts and Fairy Jelly? Awesome!

  • Ashmic

    hey : [ i posted a comment here and its not here!
    chopped up ganon makes Ashley sad
    I would love to see what gerudo hame tastes like
    (no dirty joke intended)
    but yeah thats very good, he even has a key on how to cook it/what to use

  • Joko tree

    Fairy jelly sounds like an innuendo. Sorry I've been watching The Legend of Neil.

  • chudsonnn

    lol I came across this the other night
    I'm one of them weirdos that don't eat meat….
    but I would enjoy some gannon just as a way to get back at him for all the years of pissing me off! >:[

  • ChainofTermina

    I'd rather have some Zora sushi with a side of Goron jerky.

    • Joko tree

      I wouldn't mind trying Peach cobbler or Kirby candyfloss and Hedgehog roast.

      • ChainofTermina

        I'm pretty sure Kirby would eat you (and steal you hair style) before you could eat him. and isn't Peach Cobbler an actual food? Are you telling it's made from human!? Oh my god, PEACH COBBLER IS PEOPLE!!!!!!

        • Joko tree

          I think If kirby did eat me he would spit me out and kill me because of the hair style. Also oh I shouldn't have ate that roast shadow keeps repeating on me.

          • ChainofTermina

            yeah, food that had radioactive Chaos powers will do that to you.

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  • darknut slasher!

    hey, cool. if you click on the ganon picture you'll go to another area where you can post comments.

  • Craziness

    Truthfully, I only checked the pic to see if Ganon had a heart. I'm glad to say there was no Ganon Heart seen in that picture.

  • Ashmic

    omg we're all video game cannibals!

    • Joko tree

      Better Ganon than us.

  • Icy

    Someone should mod Super Meat Boy with Zelda characters! lol

    Nice stuff, too. =D

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