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Captain Cornflake
~DEATH TO AMERICA~
  • Male
  • 31
  • from valley of smoke
  • Member since Apr 24th 2003
  • Captain! Happy Cornflake!

    Posted by Amber The Gay Fox

  • Happy birthday, Cornflake! Hope you stop by again soon!

    Posted by EzloSpirit

  • Happy birthday in 9 months

    Posted by Cody

  • Happy Birthday!

    Posted by Serenade of a Star!

  • Happy birthday!

    Posted by Mr.Miyamoto

  • Please tell me youre on discord sometimes?

    Posted by Lucretia

  • DKM I come back, check my profile, you're the first one.
    Come to post for kicks,
    You're literally online.

    Posted by Princess_Zelda_

  • :3

    Posted by Cody

  • Whoa

    Posted by Lady Sunshine

  • hello Mr Cornflake. You prolly have never heard of me, especially since I haven't been active here for literal years, BUT I REMEMBER YOU. 'twas the summer/autumn/winter of... 2007 or so. And I think for April Fools you and your site- can't remember the name of the place- fake invaded us here at ZU. It was awesome. I totally fell for it [was just a kid] and got so upset that the Farorian utopia and ZU in general had been 'taken over'.

    Posted by Lillia

  • *hands you a Red Bull* Are we even now?

    Posted by A Link to my Heart

  • Thank you! I mean, I have no idea what any of that means xD But I will pass it onto Brandon who prob has a better idea than I do!

    :heart:

    Posted by Malia

  • Heya dude, I've got a car-related question lol:

    Everytime we make a hard left turn, there's a... uh, thud-type sound that comes from the passenger side of the car. Just a loud THUNK. Any idea what that might be?? D:

    Posted by Malia

  • I will later tonight! I think I'm prob gonna go out for the evening 'cause I'm too lazy to cook lol

    Posted by Malia

  • It's the best week for me, too, because grandparent-in-laws are following the next, so!

    Posted by Malia

  • Shit, I'm not sure if we were to do the meet-up this weekend or next, but I realise I can't do it this weekend because it's Easter; Brandon's family are doing big get-together (I only just found out about it yesterday).

    Are you okay to drop by next weekend, or is that too late? ;-;

    Posted by Malia

  • This is gonna sound bad, but I haven't a clue what a mosh pit is xD

    Posted by Malia

  • Brilliant! I'll go talk to Brandon and get back to you on when I can come up there for a visit ^___^

    Posted by Malia

  • Oh that's great! Lemme talk to Brandon 'cause I gotta figure out how get there, first, and how long I'll be there (which means I'll have to push myself a bit more with work so I can make up for what I don't do when I'm gone). If, say, I get there by train, would you be able to pick me up from the train station, and possibly drop me off when I need to leave?

    Posted by Malia

  • whens the next time you gangsters are having a meet up

    Posted by Malia

  • nothin' man. reading and writing and living to the best of my ability. traveling across the country in an old car sounds rather romantic. if you had a dog you'd basically be steinbeck minus the angry grapes.

    Posted by musical zombie.

  • IM SO JEALOUS YOU WENT TO HEMPFEST O_O_O

    Posted by Lady Sunshine

  • damn what is the big cornflake up to these days

    Posted by musical zombie.

  • Hope you've been doing well.

    Posted by Aeffles

  • Indeed it has! I figured I was on so I'd send a msg :)

    Pretty good I guess. Could be better! But I'll live =)
    How's things with you?

    Posted by Princess_Zelda_

  • :) howdy

    Posted by Princess_Zelda_

  • I really feel like you should write a song called Top Cat about your life. It would be like Screenwriter Blues, so kinda rappy, with bass, guitar, and trumpet.

    Posted by Notsil

  • Nah, I'd get Wes to represent me.

    Posted by Valhelm

  • Dennis, you would literally be such a bad father that if I was a social worker I'd spend years fighting for you to lose custody of any children you have.

    Posted by Valhelm

  • SHUT UP DENNIS

    YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD

    Posted by Valhelm