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Sootfeather
“Fire the Headcanon!”
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  • My life is changing. Hopefully for the better. Not only am I going to be the best man at my brother’s wedding, but I just learned that my cousin is pregnant. I’m going to be an uncle.

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • I will never understand this generation’s obsession with gender, orientation and race. It’s just weird to me.

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Thanos/Malthus theory experiment


    Inquiry: would the effects of the “snap” event (as seen in the Avengers movie) have the desired affect that Thanos (and by extension, Thomas Malthus) seek?

    Tools: Sim City Creator

    Experiment parameters:
    * A power-plant will be built away from the “universe” so as to not be affected by the “snap” event.
    * Pump stations will be placed away from the “universe” so as to not be affected by the “snap” event.
    * No additional resources will be made after the experiment has begun so as to not corrupt the resulting data.
    * The “snap” will only occur when the strain on the resources is made apparent.

    Posted by Sootfeather

    • Answer: nope

      Posted by Sootfeather

    • Did the snap 8 times. Each time required less time than the last to reach the strain population because the “now avaliable resources” were plentiful for the decreased population.

      But the funniest thing happened while waiting for snap 9. The population doubled with no strain on the powerplant. How?

      As it turned out half the “universe” was abandoned because of a lack of water. The population moved to a the otherside (in skyscrapers). And as a result, needed only half the water and power. They went a full year without any need to decrease the population.

      The population needed to strain the powerplant at the beginning was around 40-50,000. Now? 101,056!

      Posted by Sootfeather

  • Are you interested in trying out mafia?

    Posted by goronmario

    • In what regard?

      Posted by Sootfeather

    • It's a game we play here on the forums. If you've ever played the card game, it's similar to that, but a bit more time intensive.

      I'm running a game that is very newb friendly and I'm looking for people to take a stab at it. If you're interested, I can direct you to relevant threads and during the game I'd be around for any questions or anything you might have!

      Posted by goronmario

    • Thanks for the offer, but I think I’m gonna pass. ☺️

      Posted by Sootfeather

  • Jeremy Scott is calling the indoraptor “a bitch”. Let me remind you all that the indoraptor is 10.17’ tall, 23.95’ long and weighs at least 1 ton. He is designed to tear its targets to pieces, even showing that he can clip limbs off with his jaws alone and is bulletproof at pointblank range like most crocodiles. Jeremy, in contrast, is a scrawny 5’ something who looks like his bones would break should he stub his tow, with the comprehensive awareness of a turnip.

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Happy Star Wars Day to all! And May the force be with you!

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Hmm. The chances of Link being born male, hylian, within the same age range as the princess, while similar events occur for 14 times in a row is... 0.03%. Barely 1/30th of a percent (excluding any of the enemies and Breath of the Wild). This implies...

    Posted by Sootfeather

    • And if you apply the same to Zelda, doubling those factors, it becomes 0.01% at most.

      Posted by Sootfeather

    • Sooo... yeah. Reincarnation isn’t random in the Zelda franchise.

      Posted by Sootfeather

  • Why doesn’t Thanos just use the space stone to open portals to the other infinity stones? Or (unless it is imposible in the comics too) just pull the stones to him? The whole point of using the gauntlet was to 86 half the universe efficiently! Why!?!

    Posted by Sootfeather

    • Cause he's an idiot who thought that killing half the universe was a good idea in the first place!

      Posted by BackSet

    • When trying to woo a skeleton is the least stupid decision you could make, its time to rethink your life.

      Posted by Sootfeather

  • Starfire from Teen Titans > Captain Marvel

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • I shall follow you.

    I only pray that you follow me in return...

    Posted by Guinea

  • New avatar! Even has that new avatar smell.

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Where did the compass come from?

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Can’t wait for “King of the Monsters”!

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Good morning everybody!

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Hey there my feathered friend, how are you?? :) :) :D

    Posted by Lucid_Raven

    • Pretty good. Yourself?

      Posted by Sootfeather

    • Hello My feathered friend, I am doing alright actually! Blessing myself with the likes of BOTW and cupcakes... they are delicious lol! How are you and your lovely feathered pet?

      Posted by Lucid_Raven

    • Chippers is alright. You have any pets?

      Posted by Sootfeather

    • I'm glad he's okay <3 I actually don't have any pets currently, however I am getting a kitten from my sister and mom named Hiro, he's adorable and I cannot wait to have him.

      Posted by Lucid_Raven

  • zeldauniverse.net/forums/Threa…ostID=6350565#post6350565

    Wonderful. Just wonderful.

    References are wonderful.

    Posted by BackSet

  • Wow. I have a follower? Neat!

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Good morning!

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Sorry we both keep getting the short end when it comes to food. I’m not picky but it’s like literally it is a sandwich with fish and cheese on it. How could it be missing something haha.

    Posted by Winnie

  • I'll answer you here so we don't start filling the thread with off-topic posts. It's a tropical fish setup, I've got pearl gouramis, cherry barbs, peppered corydoras and rummy nose tetra.

    Posted by Skywing

    • Had to look those up. They are beautiful. I had African cichlids for 10 years.

      Posted by Sootfeather

  • Just uploaded my very first theory.

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Ever notice Ganondorf’s eyes after he took over in OoT? Or am I just slow?

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • What a glorious morning!

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Anyone know how to customize the avatar?

    Posted by Sootfeather

  • Hey :) Welcome to ZU!!

    Posted by Skywing

    • Thanks. To be honest, this is the first forum site I’ve been on since high school. So forgive me if I step on anyones tows.

      Posted by Sootfeather

  • Welp... this is a thing. First comment and I can’t wait to share some theories!

    Posted by Sootfeather