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The Tank
  • Male
  • 20
  • from That Place In The Back Of Your Head
  • Used to be called Orion
  • Member since Feb 13th 2015
Last Activity
  • I miss you being a Mod.


    Posted by Tead

    • Eh, I didn't do much. The section is much better of with people that are active and invested in improving it.

      Posted by Orion

  • i clicked on your name and saw what i sent you, what the the fuck.

    Posted by Solsetur

  • i cannot see, my eyes are the birds, but there are none. they died in the war, the terrible war - do you know what war i am referring to, sweet child? that's right, the war of a thousand pin needles. you see, for there were no true weapons in that time; the demons from the underground lake had taken them all away from humanity and we all had left was pin needles, and we found all our pin needles, and we fought. we fought for supremacy to unite our people and become one with the each other and one with the universe so that we could stand against all foes.

    but in the war the birds, the birds died. for the pin needles were shiny and birds liked shiny things, and the birds picked up the shiny things which were pin needles and the pin needles which were shiny and were picked up by the birds were then swallowed by the birds - they were so tiny, you see, and they just fell in because the birds picked them up because they were shiny things and the shiny things were actually pin needles. the pin needles slid into the throats of the birds where they could not shine and where they could not shine they should not be; for the stomachs of the birds were perforated and the birds died.

    i fought in this war. i took pin needles to the eyes and became blind, you see - i cannot see - they perforated my eyes with the shiny pin needles that perforated the birds. so the birds died, the birds were my eyes, and the pin needles were my enemies.

    the war was not one by either side, death and destruction ruled, and the demons underneath the lake of the river laughed because their mission had been accomplished. all the birds died. because the shiny things were pin needles and the pin needles were shiny and the birds like shiny things; the birds died.

    i cannot see.

    i am blind.

    you see?

    Posted by Solsetur

  • You seem like a cool guy and I've enjoyed talking with you here so I'll give you a follow. Follow me Onion and I shall lead you to greatness!

    Posted by TruEdge67

  • Happy late birthday ^^

    Posted by Chel

  • Happy B-Day!

    Posted by twii

  • Babby birddd happy birthday!!

    Posted by Kae

  • Happy birthday

    Posted by JPineapple

  • Happy day of birth commemoration day!

    Posted by GamerKitty205

  • Hey Orion Happy Birthday. Hope u have a busy day celebrating so u won't be able to reset the count on us lol.

    Posted by $B-rod$

  • Happy birthday :3

    Posted by Lady Sunshine

  • Happy birthday!

    ...go change that avatar :B

    Posted by FroyoClaus

  • How about a happy birthday reset! Have a great one!

    Posted by Amber The Gay Fox

  • Hurby burby, Orion! Have a most fantastic burby today!

    Posted by EzloSpirit

  • Happy birthday!!

    Posted by Winnie

  • Happy Birthday Orion! How does it feel to be the only human with a birthday today? lol. Anyway, I hope ya have a great birthday!

    Posted by TruEdge67

  • Hello,

    It is good to see you around again.

    How have you been?

    Posted by Tead

    • I've been good, just trying to be a bit more active on ZU. How about you?

      Posted by Orion

  • Hey Orion, did you ever get my pm about adding styles to the ultimate guide to zelda universe? I've already used that little style tutorial to help several people here and think it would be really helpful to both newbies and older members alike.

    Ezlo also asked if I wanted to become an adopter since I enjoy helping newbies and I told him I'd be willing to do it. I'll eventually send you a pm.

    Posted by TruEdge67

  • Hey, did you get my application for adopter-ship?

    Posted by EzloSpirit

  • I was just staring at your ava for 2 embarrassingly long minutes trying to figure out who the character was. Then I realized that Ryuji and Igor having a fling would have...less than desirable results. Let's just say I would happily execute him.

    Posted by Oracle of Truth

    • Yeaaaaah, it's not the prettiest thing to look at but it's dang funny, haha.

      Posted by Orion

  • Hi, what is yiour avatar of?

    Posted by N64

    • It's a character known as "The Conductor" from the game A Hat In Time.

      Posted by Orion

    • Cool, creepy at the same time. Antagonist?

      Posted by N64

    • Not really? He just makes nothing but movies focused around trains, haha.

      Posted by Orion

    • Something like Baccano!?

      Posted by N64

  • i see you have viewed my page. hmph ill view u back, hA take that i just followed you hahA

    Posted by BlitzB

  • orion what did cody change your username to i forget

    Posted by Serenity

    • Oldseeter Fontlord or something similar to that

      Posted by Orion

    • If I dug through the hub thread for the mafia game Sol and I ran, I could probably find a screenshot of the name

      Posted by Orion

    • thanks

      Posted by Serenity

    • I feel like telling you that was a horrible mistake, haha.

      Posted by Orion

    • I can include Sol in it too but I forget what his name was lmao

      Posted by Serenity

  • I have to know - is your avvy a dapper, orange version of Shoutmon?

    Posted by Big Daddy Biggles

  • onion

    Posted by JPineapple

  • Liking the Father Jack avatar

    Posted by ibLeo

  • im going to fucking TAKE YOU OUT

    Posted by Solsetur

  • 't Was lovely weather in Ireland, wasn't it?

    Posted by Canyarion

  • when are u gonna change

    Posted by Solsetur

  • who da fuk is u??

    Posted by Serenity