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Rambo
Gains, Momma, and Apple Pie
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  • Member since Dec 7th 2013
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, Reading thread What Pleases You? Volume 2!
  • Shaaaadoooowwwwwww

    Posted by Winnie

  • You are my favorite Kong in the DK Crew.

    Posted by Guinea

  • So, did I just read a bit into the personality of Rambo? Did you think it's fairly accurate?

    Posted by Kae

    • Oh, I'm actually Scorpio-Pisces. I suppose there's some truth to it. I seem to find myself around people that need to be babysat lol.

      I absolutely suck at coloring though so my "art" side is non existent...unless being an asshole can be an art.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Hah! I think the way you do it, you sure bring grace and creativity to the asshole trait. A scorpion fish though now that's pretty bad ass. Maybe that assholeness just hides all the emotions youre supposed to have heehe

      Posted by Kae

  • *gives Rambo a bottle of 127 year old scotch*

    Posted by Guinea

    • I'm afraid I'm on the sober wagon with you for a little bit haha. Though, I'd probably break some discipline to try 127 years out

      Posted by Rambo

  • I have plans for another fitness challenge in February!

    Posted by Lady Sunshine

  • Do you still have plans/aspirations to own a gym?

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • Not right now. I might revisit that idea one day just as a little side business, but right now it seems too much of a hassle with as saturated as the market is now.

      Posted by Rambo

  • Cowboys are putting in the work, might still be able to make something of it. I'm just now getting over the saltiness following the Lion's wildcard loss to the Cowboys in 2014.

    This was also supposed to be the year I REALLY got into college football, but Michigan lost to Ohio State a couple weeks ago and now that high is gone. One of these years I'll have to get into hockey...

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • I know that feeling. We're all spoiled with Sooner football. As soon as they get their second loss of the season, they're dead to the fans. I'm glad we're playing Alabama in a game that counts. Plenty of whiskey and excitement to be had that day.

      It does seem the Cowboys are blooming late season. I'm just going to keep watching college football and bandwagon the hell out of Dallas if they make playoffs. I'd say Karma was on your side in 2014. That was the year the refs screwed us over against Green Bay!

      I was into hockey when I was a kid. That N64 game Wayne Gretzky 3D hockey got me into it. I don't know much about NHL, but the local farm teams here are fun to watch.

      Posted by Rambo

    • I’ll be rooting for Oklahoma today! My gf is an LSU fan so it’s mandatory to go for whoever is playing Alabama.

      Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • Oklahoma will need all the help it can! Their defense got manhandled on this first Alabama drive. This is definitely not one of OU's finer teams, but I still think they can pull it off.

      Posted by Rambo

    • I’ve got a lot of beer on hand, I’ll help as best I can!

      Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • From way things are going, we all might get to go to bed early tonight. Lincoln Riley just straight gave up on his defense going for it 4th/4yd on his own 40.

      Posted by Rambo

  • Hey.

    Still lifting these days?

    Hope you're doing well bud!

    Posted by Brett

    • Hey there, bud!

      Same to you. If I remember correctly, you went into the Canadian armed forcrs, right?

      I'm not the beast I used to be (yet), but I'm still in the gym cranking it out. It's too therapeutic not to get something moving frequently.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Actually, I've been trying to get into policing. It's been really hard, but I'm still working at it!

      And right? It's therapeutic. I go maybe 3-4 times a week on average and I just find it to be my zen. That and outdoor running still.

      Life's been treating you well though?

      Posted by Brett

  • Pretty wild game tonight. You’re a KC fan right?

    Happy late birthday by the way!

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • Thanks, bud!

      Nah, I'm a Dallas fan lol, but I was lame and went to bed early. It looks like them and the Rams were neck and neck all night. Shame I missed it.

      Posted by Rambo

  • Hey, hope you had a good birthday! Did you get apple pie instead of cake?

    Posted by Winnie

    • It was good! Though, I had a feast on steak and bratswurst rather than cake. I'll have cake and apple pie when the family get together happens this week!

      Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's Sunday. You better Super Winnie Kick this week's ass, my friend!

      Posted by Rambo

  • I’m biased towards liking Echoes better than Prime 1 because I played it first.

    Later bosses get more complex, I’m excited to read more of your thoughts in the thread!

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • I already think Prime 2 is the better game. Though the bosses have been simple so far, they are fun. The first Dark Samus fight took patience as you only get a small window to auto target her for the shot before she shields up and attacks.

      Just the fact that their are better and more enemy grunts makes this game so much funner. The first game, all you had to do was jump and keep moving to dodge attacks. This game you have to time it a bit better or the spread from attacks will hit you.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Yessir. Have you made it to the Boost Guardian yet? That thing pissed me off something fierce. Might have just been hard mode when I last played, but it deals serious damage in the brown puddle form.

      Glad you got the flag! I’m actually slacking myself, I need to get one up! I’ve got an Alaska State flag to put up as well.

      Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • Not yet. The last boss I beat was Amorbis. He was actually easy, but I goofed and forgot I could morph ball. I'm a little after receiving the Emerald Translator. I play these types of games at a snail's pace since I'll try to explore every nook and cranny with what I have before I try to progress the game.

      The Alaska State Flag looks pretty nice. I don't know if I could handle having the Oklahoma baby blue flag up on the wall. I just assume the University of Oklahoma's flag is the state flag, as I have far more of those colors.

      As for this flag, I'm really liking the vibe it adds to the room. When I wake up, walk up to the computer, it's like it's telling me "Work your ass off, boy. Plenty of others have worked their asses off to give you this day's opportunity." I've caught myself staring at it a couple times this morning.

      Posted by Rambo

  • i.imgur.com/pUz8jKD.jpg

    Wasn’t initially planning to go with Rogue due to the cost, but some of the other options wouldn’t ship to Alaska.

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

  • Hello human. I've been flipping my tractor tire like a mad ape trying to go Super Saiyan but I need to do more, so I've come to you.

    What is a good workout plan that I can do everyday to get cut up? I feel like I can always skip leg day thanks to all the soccer I used to play, but I want to get kinda swole. I have a four pack lol but I'm trying to make the ladies stop breathing, so what should I do?

    Posted by Guinea

    • It really just depends what you have to work with. Prison dudes get jacked with bare minimum, but high volume of whatever exercise. The flipping is good, but I'd go to exrx.net and look at exercises that'll target other muscles you may not be hitting efficiently with just flipping, and figure out how to recreate that movement with what you have to work with.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Wow thank you so much!!

      Posted by Guinea

  • What did you make?

    Posted by Winnie

    • Welllll, a little backstory: I woke up too early this morning and watched the Food Network for a bit. I figured, "I can eyeball carp like that too!"

      I ended up pouring a brown sugar/pineapple mix into a crock pot and glazing chicken with it too. Threw in some bacon, poultry seasoning, and a hint of thyme to add flavors (or destroy them in this case). I've done this combo on a grill a few times in different ratios, but it absolutely did not work in a crockpot.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Welllll, a little backstory: I woke up too early this morning and watched the Food Network for a bit. I figured, "I can eyeball carp like that too!"

      I ended up pouring a brown sugar/pineapple mix into a crock pot and glazing chicken with it too. Threw in some bacon, poultry seasoning, and a hint of thyme to add flavors (or destroy them in this case). I've done this combo on a grill a few times in different ratios, but it absolutely did not work in a crockpot.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Bahahaha! Food Network is dangerous like HGTV, they make things look easy and like anyone can do it!

      Sorry about your food, what’s the backup plan?

      Posted by Winnie

    • I rinsed the finished chicken off to get rid of some flavor and will just use it for sandwiches this week. I Foreman grilled burgers up instead. Can't be letting my Monday get spoiled by a nasty dinner.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Omfg you just reminded me it’s streetcar Monday! I could have gotten two gourmet burgers for $12. Curses.... it ends in 5 mins.

      Posted by Winnie

  • Hey friend! Thanks for the encouragement, it went well and we are heading to HH to celebrate. Any fun plans for your weekend?

    Posted by Winnie

    • Spending tonight recovering from leg day lol. Tomorrow, I have a formal charity dinner which is usually fun every year. You?

      Posted by Rambo

    • Hey how was your charity dinner?

      Posted by Winnie

  • play in majoras mafia Rambo

    I'll give you quesadillas

    Posted by goronmario

  • Hi Bear, I'm Fox, nature is nice, yeah>?

    Posted by Kae

    • Hi Fox! Yes, nature is very nice. Are you doing your job in preventing forests fires? Only you can prevent them ya know.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Another damned bear in uniform preaching the word. Yes bear, as a woodland critter I fear fires and am preventing them by not having large bonfires at my parties anymore

      Posted by Kae

    • That's rather depressing. A party isn't a party without something going up in flames and almost killing a few people. With beer and wine being natural flame retardants, this is an issue you need to resolve this summer, friend.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Well well, your tune surely changed Mr. "don't burn up the forest". If bear comes to fox's party and acts as a bear fire marshall, then we can consume the natural flame retardants instead of wasting them on open flames.

      Posted by Kae

  • So what did you get, the 30-06 or the bow?

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • I held off. I was spending a little too much money in spring lol. I'm probably going with the bow though. I've been intrigued with bowfishing recently. Think I'm going to try that out after I get my bow skills back up.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Yep, I know the feeling. I’ve started drooling a bit over the idea of getting an AR-50, but I need to keep my priorities straight. I like to think pretty much everything in my life has a purpose as a tool, but I can’t lie to myself. That would be a toy lol.

      Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • Fuuuu. I'm the same way on practical buys, but I wouldn't blame you a bit for that. Just file it under Doomsday/Foreign Invasion purchases along side your canned food items.

      Besides, it sounds like the perfect hunting tool for when you build your house and want to hunt elk from your back porch, but on your neighbor's property 3 miles away...and need to blow it in half for visual confirmation

      Posted by Rambo

  • Hello want to play again zeldauniverse.net/forums/Threa…-Snake-Eater-Signups-Hub/

    Posted by Cody

  • Did you by chance work at Tinker AFB?

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • Yeah. I was out there for an engineering internship. What I did had nothing to do with engineering though lol.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Fun stuff. Is that the same place you worked IT?

      Never been there myself, but I know they’ve got a really good welding course.

      Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • Yeah, that's where I learned it actually. My original internship's contract expired so my supervisor got it extended in a different squadron that put me through their own courses. I loved it too as I wasn't just stuck in an office all the time. I'd say it's when I really started to flourish as an adult. It has a ton of great opportunity for a variety of fields though and working for a base is usually a very, very...very secure job (unless you were still in probationary status and Obama cut your program 3 days from being promoted to permanent status lol). If my current plans don't work out, I've always considered trying to get back on out there. It's my "fail safe" I'd say.

      Posted by Rambo

  • (play in my mafia)

    (:3)

    Posted by goronmario

  • Hello mister Rambo.

    You're one cool guy.

    Posted by Guinea

  • I know you’ve got a home gym thing going on, do you have a basement then? Or is it a garage type thing? Just passively looking at houses for something in the next few years and I’d love to be able to have a home gym with 5-6 pieces of equipment.

    1)Power rack w/pull up bar/dip handles
    2)Cable stack w/bench for lat pulldown (plus a few handle attachments)
    3)Adjustable bench
    4) 1x Barbell, 1x Hex Bar
    5)Back/Hyperextension machine/bench
    6) Dumbell set

    Ahh...sounds like a dream

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • I have a single car garage and then smaller pieces of equipment I can use outside. One half I use for gym equpiment, and the other is a "shop" area. I manged to have a bench press w/ preacher curl attachment, back extension, and two punching bags fit into one side. I have some other small equipment like dumbbells and such that I'll just take right outside to work with, so I could shove a dumbbell rack if I wanted to. (but they're a pain in the ass when you move, which I plan on doing). My gym is only about a mile or so away, but there's days it's nice just to walk into the garage or get outside.

      The power rack is definitely the one to spend money on if you have it. All the rest you can pick up off Craiglist and such pretty cheap. People are constantly buying that stuff and not using it or gyms going out of business trying to liquidate things.

      The cable equipment is by far the biggest pain in the ass to maintain/move though. I love it at the gym, but growing up with a cable station in my teenage years, it's annoying as hell to maintain the pullies. But to each their own. I'd start with investing in free weights and then invest in a cable machine, especially if you plan on moving a few more times. Every time my dad and I disassembled ours, we could never get it back to it's original tension on the line.

      If everything goes according to plan, I'm hoping to buy a house/land where I can just build a separate weight room. Maybe put a bed in there, padlock to keep the girlfriend out, and just not leave.

      If you really want to see some gym porn, these two threads have some really nice setups to drool over...and then some for reality.

      forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=652376&page=161

      forum.bodybuilding.com/showthr…1537270921#post1537270921

      Posted by Rambo

  • Ha! It’s a universal law that when you least want to interact with people they appear.

    Posted by Winnie

    • Haha, this is very true. Fortunately, the old man in me doesn't care about hurting feelings sending someone on their way.

      Posted by Rambo

  • Hi Rambo, is drawing a caricature or portrait of you allowed?

    Posted by N64

    • If you mean my actual face, no, I'd prefer that not be done. Nothing personal, but I try to refrain from that type of stuff to keep my brand clean.

      Posted by Rambo

    • Thank you for the answer, saves me from drawing and then get scorned at. Anyway what does "keep my brand clean" mean?

      Posted by N64

    • In terms of business/employment/etc, your face and identity are part of your brand in how you can market yourself.

      Posted by Rambo

    • If our faces is a brand, I'm halfway finishing an elder woman's brand, then --> zeldauniverse.net/forums/Threa…ostID=6039785#post6039785

      Posted by N64

    • It looks good. You have talent. I may have let you a few years ago lol. Keep at it though!

      Posted by Rambo

  • Jealous about your ammo gains. I’m going to miss the sales

    Posted by Bartimaeus Sex

    • Yeah, I usually opt out of the Black Friday shenanigans, but I wanted some 0.40. Hopefully, Cyber Monday has some good deals too

      Posted by Rambo

  • Kai Greene is in Stranger Things 2!

    Posted by Winnie

    • Haha is he really? He has to be a monster amongst everyone! I actually just joined 2017 and began the first season last week!

      Posted by Rambo

  • His name is Rambo, he drives a Lambo, really hardcore never runs outta ammo. Hater's can't see him like he's wearing camo. He's a really cool dude but he's packin heat, though! Yeah.

    Posted by Guinea

    • Guineamane, one would think he's insane vibing on a higher level. One part gangsta, one part devil. Making moves before the gravekeeper works his shovel. Misunderstandings are a contract demanding the damning of those that underestimate a Guinea decision. Executed with nothing less than marksman precision, consider your waste of his time as a ticket to a hellish detention.

      But he's also cool yo, buying people slurpies and stealing their nose....

      Posted by Rambo

  • Macallan is nice^^ I remember it as quite smooth. It's been years since I tasted it, though :)

    Posted by Moriquendi

    • It was pretty smooth enjoying it neat. The buzz felt good and I don't have a hangover today so that's nice. I only drank about two shots worth along with a lager beer to maintain. Again, I don't think it's worth the price tag, but I wanted to have some fun and try something fancier.

      It's nice I haven't been drinking that much this year. The liquor hit me pretty fast last night lol.

      Posted by Rambo

  • Thanks for defending protein! I was about to type a response but you beat me to it

    Posted by Winnie

    • Had to. Protein is the only thing that matters in life

      Posted by Rambo