Oh Great Bearded One, I have a question:
Does your beard, in its divine intelligence and benevolence, still accept a shameful shaving sinner like me?
While shaving brings you further and further away from the glory that is beard, you are forgiven for this transgression as you still worship the beard.
Thank you Lord; praise the Beard!
This question was troubling me for weeks, as I wasn't sure whether I was worthy of the Beard's love and acceptance.
All are worthy, bearded and non-bearded alike.
I have heard that Canada's power grid is fueled by the souls that your beard absorbs.
It runs solely on maple syrup. The souls my beard absorbs are mine to do with as I please.
They have a SEQUEL! I got both movies on one DVD in the $5 bargain bin at Best Buy. If I could figure out how to stream I’d say let’s do a movie night. However only text, no voice, cuz I’ll start crying. When they are moving the rock it’s so stressful! Also isn’t the owl scary af?
What kind of rock have I been living under that I didn't know about the sequel!? I must find this.
That is probably the first movie I can say made me tear up. Like, slapped me straight in the feels.
The owl always made me nervous. Big ass owl and tiny mice. Figured it was going to end in a buffet for the owl!
So I don’t know how but somehow I just KNEW you’d remember and like this movie. As it was posting I was like, BDB is gonna have something to say about this.
First Aqua now this?! You truly honor me with the things you associate me with.
I associate you with Aqua, Secret of NIMH, and Canada, but not with bagels.
That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
THE DNA RESULTS ARE IN.
In the case of 2 month old Monieshia... Big Daddy Biggles... you ARE the father!
Girl's gonna go grow knowing the true meaning of being Canadian.
She should be honored to have this beard as her father.
Honestly, we didn't even need the DNA test.
She has a beard.
Embracing her Canadian heritage.
Just wanted to stop by and tell you that you're one of the funniest people on the forum. I don't think I've actually told you that, but I've thought that for a long time now. I get a good laugh out of a lot of your posts and love joking around with you. Assuming we still keep the "funniest member" award next award season, you're getting my vote next time. It's overdue.
Well thanks man! I appreciate hearing that.
It's always nice to know my jokes are being well received. I certainly enjoy our time cracking jokes together as well so thanks for that as well!
Yoohoo! Quick question for ya, are you and yours still doing the bathbombs? I gave one of mine to a coworker to try and she’s really interested
Yes and no.
We are no longer promoting them but we certainly will do them upon request! Now that winter is over and there will be less humidity in the house we should have no problem making them!
If you'd like, I can send you a list of our current scents to pass on to your coworker.
I am begging you to shave that beard and never grow it again!
I see no benefit to me in this plea.
Please DLR, it is vital and very important that your beard be banished!
I need proof of this importance. Even then, I'd rather see humanity burn then shave.
If you don't shave that beard then I'll jump!
I swear! I'm already on the edge!!
Is your beard more important than MY LIFE?!
My beard is more important than my life. I would sacrifice myself and everybody around me if it meant keeping my beard safe.
Thanks for the follow <3!
Likewise! Always great to meet someone new and awesome like yourself!
Why thank you!! You are pretty awesome yourself! I'm glad to be here I am having a ball honestly.
Ya, this place is pretty damn awesome and it's all thanks to the awesome people here!
it really is I don't know why it took me this long to join lol anyhow I hope you're well Biggles
That's from me and Penelope just for you
PENELOPE my little love buggle
I hope to see her again this year.
I wish to finally meet the bug that has brought my beloved grandparents so much joy.
I shall do my best to get a picture of Penelope and I this year. She is quite amazing.
Art of Anarchy has good tunes and some songs remind me very much of Creed. Esp Full Circle vibes are very common. Thanks for the push to right direction
No problem! They don't have the same sound as Creed did, but it's a nice alternative for sure! Glad to hear you enjoyed them!
Congratulations! Where are you two going on your honeymoon?
Do you think I'll ever be called "Big Daddy" too?
You'll have to fight DLR, defeat him, and then take his beard and make it your own. Only then can you become Big Daddy Guinea.
I don't stand a chance...
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY: -72 HOURS REMAIN-
DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY: -48 HOURS REMAIN-
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY: -24 HOURS REMAIN-
This is the most terrifying countdown ever. I wish it ended with the moon crashing into us instead of the horrible thing that will actually come from this.
IT HAS BEGUN. YOU WILL SUFFER A TERRIBLE FATE.
Please do a Let's Play of the Link's Awakening remake!!
That is certainly something I can do seeing as I've never actually played the game.
I'd also like to see this. You're actually a pretty good LPer. Speaking of that are you still doing that randomizer?
Yes, I am lol. Life has just been very hectic (wife and I are still adjusting to her having a disability).
She is going to her parents for a few days this week so I'll have ample amounts of free time to record. I plan on recording more than one episode so I actually have some sitting in the wings ready to go so there isn't such a gap.
Is there a reason all the ladies call you Big Daddy Biggles??
The beard demands it.
This is why I would make a terrible woman. I never remember the whipped cream.
I always forget it
So wait.... what are you trying to tell me 0.o?!
I’m no good as a woman
Well that's just completely untrue.
Wishing your dad a safe and effective surgery!
Also. You're sig isn't showing anymore. At least not for me.
Thanks! I know he is really scared so I'm hoping this goes well for him.
This is blasphemy. I shall see if I can rectify this immediately!
It's still just a torn paper icon. Maybe it's on my end.
I love that signature LS made you! It is outtasight!
Get it? Cause there's nothing there atm and she's credited for it.
I'll be here all week!
She is terrifically talented. I would never even consider getting an avvy/sig from anyone but her.
And I'm not even saying that just because she is my internet wife!
Technically she made the banner I have lol
Yeah, she's really good. I still have the Dark Miku Reigns sig she made me saved on my pc and it's not just because of the joke. She did a great job on it.
Feeeeel betterrrrrr ILY
Thanks bby. /hugs
I hope you recover from your surgery quickly!
Thanks! It wasn't full blown surgery. I had an ingrown toe nail and it was cutting part of my toe open so I had the nail removed and the hole closed up a bit to heal.
Hurt like hell once the freezing wore off though lol
Ah, I see. At least it wasn't major.
But it's the small things that hurt the worst.
Like papercuts and torn hangnails.
Hope it feels better soon!
Oh man, that rings so true. Before I got this dealt with I couldn't even wear socks without my toe hurting.
Having a blanket on was out of the question as well. Basically anything that touched it almost brought me to my knees.
It's already feeling so much better than before! I can't believe how much pain I was actually in now that I don't have that pain anymore.
New Direct tomorrow!!!
I'm freaking out!!!
Ya Direct's are always good. I enjoy seeing what Nintendo has to show us.
We must do battle, here and now.
My Kirby will protect me.
And if, by some miracle, he falls, my main destroyer will protect me.
Jigglypuff takes no prisoners.
The pink puffs are too powerful. I must withdraw for now.
This day is yours. But in the morrow... oh... how the wails of my victims shall chime.
Anyway, I love Mario Odyssey to death. Nintendo is the best.
True. I haven't played Odyssey since my wife's surgery in July. Really should fix that.
I have too many games to play. I decided this morning I'm focusing on one game at a time and completing it before moving on. Right now Spiderman is my focus.
A friend of mine loves that game. I haven't really played it, but from what I've seen it does look pretty awesome. I hope a Batman game comes out for Switch that's on par with Asylum and City.
I should really get a PS4 and a good TV.
It'll be a good long time before a new Batman game comes out, especially after the mediocrity that was Arkham Knight (good game, but certainly had flaws and wasn't as well received as Asylum and City).
PS4 and a good TV is always a good investment.
Using a LoTR .gif made me so happy thank you.
It is a sign that your day will be amazing now.
So, is DLR speaking through his beard...
or is the beard using DLR to speak to us?
It is both. The beard speaks when it needs to - no soon, no later.
I speak all the time - too often if I'm being honest.
We could all learn from my beards minimal approach to speaking.
"Frak" is from Battlestar Galactica, FYI. Both versions, though I have only seen the 2004 version.
Ahh, never seen Battlestar Galactica so that's why I never made the connection lol.
It was an ingenious way of getting past the censors in 1978 lol.
Lol, ya, lots of inventive ways like that are abound. My point still stands though - every time I see frak it makes me think of feck lol
I make image for baking thread yes
Yes. You are so damned talented.
Also, I need you to let me know where you want me to link in my video so people can see your talents for themselves.
Made render added it to post!
It's perfect. Not that I was expecting anything less though
Right? Like reading it I was just like in awe of how it all applied.