Long time we haven't seen each other!
omggggg how have you been? You were my favourite user here. Sorry I didn't reply, I'm not often on these days!
come back to discordddd moni still comes p regularly
okay hunty I'll log in tomorrow
Hey. How goes it?
I've been pulling on the same bit of skin on my elbow for 20 years and it's finally stretchy enough to allow me to pull it back over my entire face and speak through it like a skin mask where you see the impression of my mouth through the thin flesh film.
close your mouth around me
I need advice. My Daddy and I got in a big argument.
Come on Sols, tell me all about it.
I think I disappointed my Daddy because he wanted to do things I wasn't ready for. Like, I want my Daddy to be happy, but I don't think I was ready for the commitment he wanted. So my Daddy got very very mad and now he's threatening to take away my daily allowance if I don't do what he wants. Should I give in so my Daddy can be happy?
Ahh, contractual issues. Tell me a bit about your Daddy's personality and I can offer some advice.
Well, my Daddy is shy. He finds it difficult to talk to other people so often times he will just have me do it for him. So I will order for my Daddy at restaurant places, I'll drive my Daddy around, I'll schedule his appointments. My Daddy really wouldn't be able to get through his daily life without me. That said, he is very stern. If I don't do something a particular way he will get very angry. My Daddy has anger issues. It's very scary. My Daddy also has a lot of money, that he inherited from his father. My Daddy likes to use this money to incentivize me, and often times buys me things without asking and then uses it to make me do things for him. My Daddy can be kind, but if I get in his way, he can be cruel. He likes to keep in touch with many trends, like fashionable clothing, but he is also a staunch disbeliever in technology. My Daddy does not watch TV, play games, or use the internet. My Daddy sometimes gets mad at me for using the internet. Do you need to know anything else about my Daddy?
ID, dude, it's AzBlack, how you been man?
haha what?? Why were you disguised? It's great to talk again, man, you were like one of the first people on here I spoke to and you helped me out back in 2012 when I was grieving and I still appreciate the help. I've been well mainly (May has been a wobble but an exception). Having my quarter life crisis at the mo, working out what kind of adventures I want to have. : ) How have you been?
lol it's a long story, but at first i didn't think i would stay tbh. yeah i saw your post in Farore SD, thought it was time to touch base dude, i just came out of a lame breakup too, shit's not worth the time you spend thinking about it most of the time. I'm good otherwise! In grad school, ditched playing music for dancing to it instead lol
Yeah, I think all the cliches are about right ("living in your head rent free" etc) but at the same time people reading you the script to make you feel better afterwards is always a bit "eh" lol. Good to hear, I can imagine the physicality is more your vibe, haha. I take absences from these boards often but it always offers something unique which makes it worth revisiting (and some of the people are cool of course).
Lol yeah the worst is when people try to make a big speech about whatever to try and change how you feel. A simple "sorry to hear it" is usually enough for some solidarity. Yeah I came back to talk about the US election but it seems some old friendships got their claws in me, forgot I missed them lol. Hopefully you figure out your quarter life crisis and get some adventures started tho!
I was down and out in a coffee shop and decided "fuck it, I'm travelling around Europe. Berlin, Warsaw, Budapest, Zagreb. I'm doing it!" but then I didn't want to spend my free time working out logistics so I went to Subway, bought a fucking goddamn awful Murakami novel and a bottle of gin. So it's a crisis suspended atm. I might go to the beach tomorrow and order a two scoop ice cream and call it a day until I hit 40.
Hey, interestingdrug! I'm sorry this is short notice, but I was wondering if you wanted to replace an inactive player in the current Mafia game. If you can't or don't wish to, that is fine. But if you're interested and able, you can reply or send me a PM and I'll set you up.
hey man, sorry, I don't think my schedule can allow it. :/
It's no problem. Your schedule matters.
also giving my characters names based on people i know always made it easier for me to assess what's going on and also get attached to characters, so will prob help you
Yeah I'm shit at this game so I was like "well, I could take it slow and personalise it." Also, if it goes bad, I can enjoy the descent into destruction rather than just quitting lol
you look ridic
post in farore more
Okay, Miss Mojo
Post in Farore more
why has this happened
like the horsemen of the apocalypse we ride on those who do not post enough. There's also only 3 of us.
i have nothing to supply you with
hi XD is a twink like a bishie?? do u relaly look like ur avvy?
Shhh bby I'm here, she's banned. Her reign was short but glorious
why did she choose me? and why is my wall so porous? it's a wall!
In case you're in the mood for some quality literature zeldauniverse.net/forums/index…s-of-Drunk-Link/?pageNo=1
are you dumping your trash on my doorstep?
Wisdom&Courage is me irl
wow, you WOULD like your own post.
So my account on Deviantart got deleted bc the mods are stupid but here's some of my cosplay pics i.warosu.org/data/cgl/img/0067/97/1367098787480.jpg i.warosu.org/data/cgl/img/0067/97/1367098865331.jpg
Wow, you look disgusting. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Yeah, fuckin' Hiroshima. You wacko.
Um everyone on my tumblr says I'm freaking hot, so stfu
I'm even dating this really hot Japanese guy because he said I look so much like the anime characters I cosplay as
I do not sling words nearly as deftly as you do, but your sonnet and one member's polygonal love have inspired me
Beautiful, Calypso. The stresses are in all the right places, its terseness give it an immediacy I find striking. I will have to begin long work on our next letter.
It makes me happy to think that perhaps our great grandchildren will read these poems in their "sex before VR" history class and see us as the great speculative poets.
Why thank you, interestingdrug. What do you think our muse would think of our work? Would she be shocked at its accuracy? Flattered? Angered, perhaps, that her thoughts and fantasies are no longer private and have been immortalised in the written word?
sorry sweetie but twinks will never be great
lmao, takes guts to come into the MEATZONE and drop your wrong opinions in the area.
the only thing meaty round here is BEARS
If I wanted something fat, hairy and bent, I'd cut off a monkey's arm and engorge it with liquids, alright?
where you at
Not much to do atm fella
fill a water bottle up, hold it against your forehead and tilt your head back. Great game. If you lose, water all over your face. If you win, you get a nice cool sensation on your head from the bottleneck, sans spillage. EDIT: bottleneck against your forehead, not the base of the bottle against your forehead.
I balance stuff on my head all the time. I should have been that Indian girl in Jungle Book.
I preferred mine tbh
You know how to treat a girl right
hello i'd like to end our relationship but i cba to explain why so please dump me.
Kids today have zero appreciation for style...
i'll die by my own sword. check out my latest though.
Don't know how much you know about Undertale but the character Mettaton made me think of you.
aren't you a darling
mettaton of idiots and stupids and they were all called you
I know mafia is just a game and all but I wanted you to know I sincerely do feel bad about fake cop claiming against you. It's a pretty cheap tactic and founded mostly in thinking you'd have become dangerous further into the game and I don't think it was a fair play
i was really angry but mainly 'cus you hate LAL lol tbh I'd do the same so no hard feelings but i will irl kill you.
For real I get this game, I don't carry grudges (dickknob).
Love you too I promise next time we play together I'll try to treat you like a Lover
Your avy, I'm dying for the love of it!
it's me irl
You look damn beautiful man. Mwah!
god damn yeah GOD FUCKIN' DAMN YEAH I DO
sign up for my game you wanker
problemerino is that i'm abroad a week afterino, and i can't guarantee accesserino there-a-rino.
but i'm still thinking on it!
you break my heart </3 but I understand the joys of travel
stellar comment, buddy
Hello everybody visiting my profile. I just wanted to announce that I have moved my relationship with "Duck Hunt Dog" from "Duck Hunt" from "friends" to "sexual partners". Thank you.
is this the afterlife?
Yes. It's the post-orgasmic chill, forever.
back and forth, forth and back, in this blissful miasma
How did you die? I lmao'd and bled out.
I am glad you like my random zelda story bruh'z
It's the only thread I read in the writing subforum. Malia reads it too.
bae whr r u