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Zesty Crouton
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  • from Probably your pantry, unless you're a heathen.
  • Member since Sep 2nd 2010
Last Activity
, Reading thread The Nintendo Switch
  • Happy birthday! Hope it's great!

    Posted by Guinea

  • That avvie makes my hungry.......

    Posted by Violothesheikahboy

  • How do you feel about crumbling up crackers to put in soup?

    Posted by Vulpes

  • Can I be a bowl of croutons too? :'(

    Posted by Guinea

  • Happy birthday, Crouton senpai. I can't eat croutons anymore since I bought and ate a whole big bag of them, so you're good there. You better have had a stupendous day, though.

    Posted by Valflame

  • Happy birthday!

    Posted by Linkle

  • Hello,

    You have an interesting name!
    How have you been?

    Tead.

    Posted by Tead

  • GORL

    Posted by Snurtlicious

    • Now how do you mean that? 'Get a Real LIfe'? 'Gorillas Operate Rickety Levers'? 'Girl, Oooh Remus Lupin'? 'Gyrating on Rocky Lanes'?

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

    • I can't believe you haven't spoken to me in like 4 years, how could you do this to me? I thought what we had was special.

      Posted by Snurtlicious

    • Now now, in my defense... I'm just a bowl of croutons. One could argue that not conversing with a pile of artfully zested stale bread is actually a good thing.

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

    • That's clearly a subjective viewpoint that I do not ascribe to. Maybe I want to seduce stale bread. Maybe mold is my kink.

      Posted by Snurtlicious

    • Whoa now. Back up.

      ...are you implying that I'm moldy?!

      Bruh. That is decidedly not ok. I feel...wounded. Betrayed, even. How dare you to this to me, Snurtles?

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

  • You should rename yourself as Nacho Cheese whatever burger.

    Posted by N64

    • Haha, the Nacho Crunch burger? (or the Nacho Crunch Turkey Burger? We have that one too.)

      Naw, it sounds tempting and all, but croutons are my spirit animal. I could never betray them in that fashion. Now if we got a burger with croutons on it...

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

    • Uh, how good is it?

      Posted by N64

    • What, the Nacho Crunch? Honestly, it's amazing. Literally one of the most delicious burgers ever invented. I cry tears of joy whenever my taste buds are graced by its explosive flavor.

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

    • Is it 100% beef?

      Posted by N64

    • Yup. But we have a Turkey variant as well. And I guess you could opt to switch out the beef patty for a veggie patty, though I'm not a fan of them so I never have.

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

  • I am now very hungry for croutons

    Posted by Hector

  • I love your posts in the Reincarnation thread :> keep it up~

    I'm essentially "Go Zesty" as I don't feel likr adding anything else, lol xD

    Posted by FroyoClaus

  • So I read a little of your hit list fan-fic and I'm stuck pondering whether I should continue or not due to the title being called hitlist and the setting being in a school... lol
    Is this fan fic being told in the present or in a medieval/fantasy setting?

    Posted by Bruce

    • It's told in the future of the Zelda universe. So in the same universe as the games, but at a point where magic and legends are considered fiction. Why is discussed later. The legends from the game come into play about halfway through the first story, and then make up basically the entirety of sequel. I'll be honest with you, though- the writing isn't great in the first half of Hit List, but if you can push through it really improves. The sequel isn't done yet, but it should be here in a couple weeks.

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

    • I was just skeptical at first lol but I'll continue reading it. I like the Zelda mangas, and I like fanfic which the mangas kind of are sometimes. So I'll check it out man.

      Posted by Bruce

  • If you want to know the truth about who Link is in Skyward Sword and his involvement in the whole thing, I suggest you read the Skyward Sword manga. Many claim it non-canon, but this is not the case. It is ambiguously canon and made specifically for Hyrule Historia. That's about as canon as you can get, in my opinion.

    Posted by Linkle

    • I have read the manga, however as the manga contradicts the game in a couple places, I don't consider it canon. Also, I didn't really like it all that much, so...

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

    • Ah, okay. Well, I've found ways to explain the contradictions, but...quite alright. :grin: Everyone has differences in opinion. Just thought I'd mention it.

      Posted by Linkle

  • So... now that we can see more clearly, what do the paintings in Snowpeak Ruins depict?

    Posted by ASttP

    • See, I was talking to someone else about this on the TPHD thread- I really should have taken some photos to show y'all, but I'm sure someone will get around to it soon. Anyway, Rutella as I mentioned, the two goats, Hyrule Castle, the entrance to the Temple of Time with the two statues, the Arbiters Grounds, and I believe a section of the City in the Sky although I'll be honest and say that I'm a little iffy on that one. Other than that, the only other photo I remember was one of a random older man with white hair, although I don't recognize him from anywhere.

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

    • The main reason why I ask is because there was a painting in the ruins that was the source of much debate. Topaz was the first to mention it, and even suggests that it might be Rutella. I'm hoping Topaz was correct. zeldauniverse.net/forums/index…ostID=5634793#post5634793

      Posted by ASttP

    • ...Yes, that sounds right. The top part looks weird, but the general outline and especially the white section in the middle match exactly with the painting of Rutella in the HD version. I'll see if I can't snap a picture, but the only way I have of doing that at the present is on my phone, and it may not turn out so good... we'll see.

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

  • Have you seen Mushroom Soup? Because you've been lonely without Mushroom Soup.

    Posted by N64

    • Sadly, I've not seen Mushroom Soup in awhile... I've been spending my time with Tomato Soup, but it just isn't quite the same...

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

    • I feel you, dude. Tomato Soup has been sour with you, right?

      Posted by N64

    • It's true. I think Tomato Soup knows that deep in my crunchy, zesty heart I am unloyal. Life is hard for a couple pieces of glorified stale bread... then again, a cute salad winked at me today, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

      Posted by Zesty Crouton

  • Croutons are da best!!

    Posted by trolliface

  • Lol the crouton's. Do you like my avatar by any chance?

    Posted by Young Link 12

  • ( I just LOVe the username "zesty crouton xD!!! hahaha) (Go forth and make the world a much tastier sounding place : >!)

    Posted by Anime_Queen

  • No, I almost always hate nicknames. Lol. And I could get my name legally changed to that. But jesus why would anyone.

    clearly if you wanted any of those things then we have different life goals

    Posted by Snurtlicious

  • jesus h christ not this nickname again

    why the heckie were you in brazil for two years. isnt getting a brazil when you get your junk waxed bc I'm p sure that's what it is.

    you missed my eighteenth, nineteenth, and twentieth birthdays. I literally turn 21 in like 5 months.

    I am cooking and good looking

    Posted by Snurtlicious

  • I just realized that it has literally been 3 YEARS SINCE WE LAST TALKED

    WHAT TO HECK

    Posted by Snurtlicious

  • How could I ever forget our epic bromance? I'm still snurtlicious like everywhere because of you! If you have a skype, you should totes add me.

    Posted by Snurtlicious

  • MM ROCKS!! ;) :mastahsword:

    We also share a few friends in common!! :heart: :cheers:

    Posted by Tuf Pic

  • Baby come back! Any kinda fool could see! That you were meant for me!

    Posted by Snurtlicious

  • I love your name. Makes me... hungry...

    Posted by Imploding Sheep

  • Heyyyyyy

    Posted by Yawn

  • Oh, then I'll try even harder!

    Posted by Snurtlicious

  • Why don't you tell me about your father?

    Posted by Snurtlicious

  • ...is what I'd say if I didn't have an imagination.

    Posted by Snurtlicious

  • It looks... like a black smudge.

    Posted by Snurtlicious