Hello! How are ya? You probably don't remember me, but I saw you around before.
it was 40 last week, and everything was beginning to melt and now its back to single digits, and we're getting 12-16 inches sunday night...like...
why is this winter so harsh, what have my mountaintop people done to deserve this
I can't believe people sold their phones with downloaded copies for a few hundreds.
I'd do the same as them though.
So we've been getting foot upon foot of snow, and we're getting 6 more inches tonight -
hbu you fukin geoff
I check like once every few months. I get the occasional notification here and there. LIKE YOU.
i keep coming on here and doing nothing, or stumble upon my ye olde posts and they make me cringe bruh, they REALLY do.
so iphones with flappy bird on them, how's that news
I don't even come here anymore.
do you even post on here anymore
all the most notable party goers are wiped from history as you engulf everything. benjamin franklin is now nothing in comparison.
eventually, you party too hard, and just like a sun meeting it's end, you explode in a huge dazzling party frenzy until you collapse on yourself.
it turns out the meeting is actually an off the hook party and these party junkies are in awe by just how absolutely awesome you party.
you're life is just a mess right now
maybe you should go to parties anonymous
once you're finished drowning and all.
it's okay, i've got this
luckily, you're life consists of pool parties too, SO
POOL NOODLES as life preserVERS?
your life is just
wow watch out internet
i've got party poppers and streamers just for [I]you[/I]
I just like,,
reply and browse for a few minutes.
Oh man I missed you birthday
the shame, the shame
are you like, frequent on here anymore, man?
Happy B day~
i can dig it, the batman
holy briefs, batman
Sleep is for the weak. uwu
pop a squat and tell me about LIFE.
Yes, you intend to pet the adorable cat, it's fur is soft
it shuts its eyes and lets out a SCREECH.
What if instead of purring, cats screamed.
SIR, YES I AWARD YOU WITH THIS MEDAL OF HONOUR YOU'VE CONTRIBUTED SO MUCH, THE COUNTRY LOVES YOU, SIR
Either you guys are persuasive, or they're gullible/paranoid. :3c
BUT THAT WAS BOTH FUNNY AND RELEVENT.
i shake a clenched fist to them
and complain on the internet about it
I'm happier it's over. \o/
no seriously, hearing about blunts and hitler's birthday so many times in one day is irritating, man.
hii as a kite hahahajhajah,,!!/?!