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  • Male
  • 22
  • from Los Angeles, CA
  • Member since Jul 15th 2008
Last Activity
  • Hello! How are ya? You probably don't remember me, but I saw you around before.

    Posted by Guinea

  • it was 40 last week, and everything was beginning to melt and now its back to single digits, and we're getting 12-16 inches sunday night...like...

    why is this winter so harsh, what have my mountaintop people done to deserve this

    Posted by Cute

  • I can't believe people sold their phones with downloaded copies for a few hundreds.
    I'd do the same as them though.

    So we've been getting foot upon foot of snow, and we're getting 6 more inches tonight -
    hbu you fukin geoff

    Posted by Cute

  • I check like once every few months. I get the occasional notification here and there. LIKE YOU.

    Posted by Uncle Koopa

  • i keep coming on here and doing nothing, or stumble upon my ye olde posts and they make me cringe bruh, they REALLY do.

    so iphones with flappy bird on them, how's that news

    Posted by Cute

  • I don't even come here anymore. :XD:

    Posted by Uncle Koopa

  • do you even post on here anymore

    Posted by Cute

  • Happy Birthday! :D

    Posted by Cataclysm

  • all the most notable party goers are wiped from history as you engulf everything. benjamin franklin is now nothing in comparison.

    Posted by Cute

  • eventually, you party too hard, and just like a sun meeting it's end, you explode in a huge dazzling party frenzy until you collapse on yourself.

    Posted by Cute

  • it turns out the meeting is actually an off the hook party and these party junkies are in awe by just how absolutely awesome you party.

    Posted by Cute

  • you're life is just a mess right now
    maybe you should go to parties anonymous
    once you're finished drowning and all.

    Posted by Cute

  • it's okay, i've got this
    luckily, you're life consists of pool parties too, SO
    POOL NOODLES as life preserVERS?

    Posted by Cute

  • your life is just
    party supplies...

    Posted by Cute

  • wow watch out internet
    i've got party poppers and streamers just for [I]you[/I]

    Posted by Cute

  • I just like,,
    reply and browse for a few minutes.
    yippee, man.

    Posted by Cute

  • Oh man I missed you birthday
    the shame, the shame
    are you like, frequent on here anymore, man?

    Posted by Cute

  • Happy B day~

    Posted by Princess Kaguya

  • i can dig it, the batman

    Posted by Cute

  • holy briefs, batman

    Posted by Cute

  • Sleep is for the weak. uwu

    hurrhurrhi
    pop a squat and tell me about LIFE.

    Posted by Cute

  • Yes, you intend to pet the adorable cat, it's fur is soft
    and then
    it shuts its eyes and lets out a SCREECH.

    Also, heeeello.

    Posted by Cute

  • What if instead of purring, cats screamed.
    That's right.

    Posted by Cute

  • SIR, YES I AWARD YOU WITH THIS MEDAL OF HONOUR YOU'VE CONTRIBUTED SO MUCH, THE COUNTRY LOVES YOU, SIR

    Posted by Cute

  • Either you guys are persuasive, or they're gullible/paranoid. :3c
    BUT THAT WAS BOTH FUNNY AND RELEVENT.

    Posted by Cute

  • i shake a clenched fist to them
    and complain on the internet about it
    damn druggies...

    Posted by Cute

  • I'm happier it's over. \o/
    no seriously, hearing about blunts and hitler's birthday so many times in one day is irritating, man.

    Posted by Cute

  • 420 2morrow!!!!!1!
    hii as a kite hahahajhajah,,!!/?! :*

    Posted by Cute

  • idfk?????

    Posted by Cute

  • [x]
    helpdfsj

    Posted by Cute