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  • Used to be called Venom Sex
  • Member since Feb 16th 2007
  • you were venom sex for a long time lol

    Posted by goronmario

  • KAKAROOOOOOOOTTT!!!

    Posted by Guinea

    • I can’t not read that in Vegeta’s voice.

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Lol (it was actually a Broly refrence haha)

      Is Goku your favorite character? I'm a Future Trunks man, myself.

      Posted by Guinea

    • Yep, Goku all the way haha

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Whoa I didn't recognize you nice new name/avy!

    Posted by Lady Sunshine

    • Is it showing up as my new one? I still see it as it was, unless I go back to my settings and resubmit it. Then it’s good until I leave the site. I hate this gravatar bullshit. I’ve gone so far as to delete the old one from there entirely and it still shows on here.

      Posted by Kakarot

    • its showing up as the new one, yeah. could just be on your end?

      Posted by Lady Sunshine

    • Yeah, the next time I checked back after posting that reply all was as it should be. Weird that it took two days after deleting the image for it to change for me.

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Don't just get a Switch for Zelda, get it for all the other awesome games too!

    Posted by Guinea

    • Ehh, I don’t know if I have enough desire to play more of them haha. I’ve been keeping myself busy with handhelds lately, it feels like too much work to play something more in depth like BOTW. Lmao I guess I’m too lazy for video games now..

      Posted by Kakarot

    • I know the feeling, but Nintendo helped me get back into gaming and I'm really glad they did. The Switch saved me from boredom and bullcrap!

      Posted by Guinea

  • Hi Bartimaeus Sex,

    Training is going well. I've been consistent despite being fairly busy. I've been more or less the same weight and fitness for probably about ten years. A few weeks back, I tried to ramp it up a little (both with workout intensity and my diet, consciously adding a bit more) and I put on about 5 lbs of muscle (which given my smaller frame and how aggressively my body seems to want to keep me at my set weight), felt significant. But then I got the stomach flu very badly and lost a ton of weight.

    While I'd still like to add 5 - 10 lbs of muscle (and doing so would likely be good for my overall athletic performance), I'm also fairly content to just stay fit and healthy and free of injury.

    How have you been?

    Posted by Bill

    • Awesome, I’m glad to hear you’re keeping at it :)

      I’m doing great, just making plans for having a house built this year.

      Posted by Kakarot

  • You still chasing them neck gains? Thinking about grabbing a harness

    Posted by Rambo

    • Just maintaining at this point. I still try to increase my reps but stopped adding weight a while back.

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Ah the familiar Santa Hat avy we all know and love

    Posted by Lady Sunshine

  • Hey friend! Welcome back to the home of the free! Eating pizza right now?

    Posted by Winnie

    • Thanks! And nah, my girlfriend cooked a nice dinner. One of my flights was a 14.5 hour one from Dubai to Seattle, I had one beer with dinner and went to bed haha.

      Posted by Kakarot

  • You're a hero.

    Posted by Guinea

    • Haha, where did you get that idea?

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Because you risk your life to protect your country, and you also inspired me to get off my lazy butt and work out again, so I want to say thank you and that you are awesome.

      Posted by Guinea

    • Glad I can be an inspiration to someone!

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Oh heyyy Venom nice to see you posting now and then!

    Posted by Winnie

    • Thanks, I’ve been utilizing my little piece of free time each day well haha

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Hey I'm not sure you remember me (used to go by ZeldaSlayah204) but you were in my friends list so I thought I'd say hello :)

    Posted by Serotu

  • This new name sounds rough

    Posted by Hector

  • Why do you hide?

    Posted by Vulpes

  • New 30-06 rifle or bow? I'll probably pick up both this year before the fall, but it's a very difficult life decision.

    Posted by Rambo

    • Bow (because I don’t have one). What kind of bows are you looking at?

      Posted by Kakarot

    • I'd like to pick up a used Matthew's compound model if I can find one in recent condition. They always have great review, but a bit expensive brand new. If not, I'll probably just grab a PSE brand bow. Buuut, a bow means more time to deer hunt in the year around here so it's definitely on the wish list.

      Posted by Rambo

  • Sorry for that very snide and rude response, I shouldn't have talked to you like that.

    Posted by Dr.Gazooks

    • Don’t worry about it lol, I didn’t see it in a negative way.

      Posted by Kakarot

  • I just want to point out that the user Venom Sex is currently reading the thread "What Pleases You" - what's up lol

    Posted by Viajero de la Galaxia

    • No worse than Bartimaeus Sex though right? Haha

      And nothing too much here, some wine and watching Transformers with the gf on a Friday night. How’s the life?

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Didn't expect to see you around, how hve you been?

    Posted by Nite and Deigh

    • Hey man, good to see you back. I’m doing good, a lot has changed on my end since we last talked.

      How have you been?

      Posted by Kakarot

    • I've been one of everything since last, to say the least.

      Did you hear about Trump being President? Lol

      Posted by Nite and Deigh

    • I sure did lol. How do you feel about that?

      Posted by Kakarot

    • He's worse than I feared, what's your thoughts on him

      Posted by Nite and Deigh

    • Ehh, wasn’t really pulling for him early on, but we’ll see how the next 3 years go.

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Ravens <3

    Posted by Moriquendi

    • Yessss and they’re quite intelligent. Seems to be the only bird to stay up here in the winter lol.

      Are there quite a few up by you as well?

      Posted by Kakarot

    • That they are :) Ravens are quite rare exactly where I live, but we have seen them. We have more crows and magpies. Ravens always have a special place in the hearts of Norse-interested People, though^^

      Posted by Moriquendi

  • Awwww yeeee, thanks, man. Was a decent birthday.

    Posted by Halcyon Hero

  • What’s up buttercup?

    Posted by Winnie

    • Oh hello. How goes the East Coast winter?

      Posted by Kakarot

    • It’s going well! I like the cold and it’s in the low 20s all week! Now I’m binge watching Netflix

      Posted by Winnie

    • Nice, I’ve been bumming it too lol. It’s been mostly in the negatives here, but it’ll be up to near 20 next week I’m told!

      Spending a lot of time on Zillow looking at houses lately....

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Zillow is addictive! Hopefully you find something you like!

      Posted by Winnie

    • Duplicate

      Posted by Kakarot

  • You went from your daughter calls me daddy too back to hello sir nice to meet you. Oh well, I'm sure you can grow it back soon enough. xD

    Posted by Serenity

    • Soon enough....debatable haha. But next year for sure.

      Also the daddy thing is pretty true lol, though they still call me that w/o the beard ;)

      EDIT

      And I miss the days where we would compete for Most Perverted. You’ve got that one in the bag

      Posted by Kakarot

    • We competed for most perverted? I forgot that sort of xD I've been labeled that on this forum, because I've actively explained that I have an active sex life, though I know that there are others on here who do, though a lot of ZUers tend to be younger or more... well, innocent people, so I've tried to tone it down except when I'm trying to prove a point ahahaha

      Posted by Serenity

    • It's been a while, relatively speaking, for me. Last time was in September, and it's like I'd rather go to the Bay Area to get good deck.

      Posted by Serenity

    • I ended up really psychologically changing since several months ago due to reasons that you may not quite expect. I forget if I told you, and it's a lot to explain lol but yeah my sexual orientation hasn't really changed all that much over time, but I had a period in which I felt guilty for kind of assimilating into what it is to be a "normal" woman, specifically not being the huge queer I wanted to be like previous friends of mine.

      Posted by Serenity

    • It’s been a while for me too lmao. But that’s going to change in about a month.

      Hah, yeah I think my mindset has changed quite a bit the last couple years as well, though probably in a different way than you xD

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Nooooooooooooooooooooo

    Posted by Moriquendi

    • I know. I feel like I lost my best friend.

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Your comment in the scrapbook made me laugh out loud xD

      Posted by Moriquendi

    • :D

      For real though, it’s a thing. A friend of mine for work shaved his off and I didn’t even want to talk to him for a couple days. Felt like a stranger lol

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Waitaminute... I thought you're in a Clan? What did I miss here?

    Posted by N64

    • Yeah, I just recently opted out.

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Too overwhelming, I guess? Anyway imho, being busy serving the nation makes people prefer to not be involved in stuff like online clans, just my opinion tho'

      And congrats on getting more coldproof gear, are they Russia weather grade? 'Coz the Germans lost to Russia in the end due to extremely cold weather.

      Posted by N64

    • I guess I just found myself not really participating in the clan anymore.

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Back to ol' Rex to me. :3

      Anyway forgive me for the late reply. Busy with work lately, someone rich found dead on a resident's balcony.

      Apart from that, did your officer ask you to shave that beard off?

      Posted by N64

  • join din

    Posted by goronmario

  • Long time no....sex?

    Posted by Zarah

    • No joke, AND I haven’t seen you in a while haha

      How’s everything been?

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Up and down up and down...currently down but hopefully the new year will change that.

      Hows you been?

      Posted by Zarah

    • Meh well that sucks, and yeah there’s no better time to plant a tree than now! :)

      I’ve been really good actually, I think supplementing vitamin D has helped my mood this winter with the short days lol

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Arr. I've been thinking of expanding my face fur lately. Any great tips? :) It will probably be after Yule, though, so that I won't be in a strange middle phase during the family dinners :p

    Posted by Moriquendi

    • Hmmm...all I’ve really got is to not give in if it starts looking scraggly toward the beginning, because it’ll usually start filling in and look better as it gets longer. Haha, yeah that strange middle phase is a test I believe, and only the worthy are allowed to pass into greatness. :D

      I’ve got to shave mine this upcoming weekend, I feel like a part of me will be gone haha. But it won’t be forever, and I’m still used to shaving. My bearded coworkers al used to laugh because they never had to keep the edges trimmed up. On the other hand, my facial hair tries to extend to my eyes and chest and wraps around to connect with the back of my neck.

      Thanks Dad.

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Haha :p I believe I'll be listening to Amon Amarth and the Beards when in doubt *laughs*

      I do have somewhat long and curly hair to hide some of it, at least. So that's something :p I don't think I'll remove what I've already got, that would just be too strange.. So it will need to grow sidways as it is :p

      Perhaps you're actually trying to become Cousin It from Addams Family?

      Posted by Moriquendi

    • Yess...I need to listen to Amon Amarth....I’m ashamed to admit I never have. I do love Hammerfall though!

      Might be good to start fresh, but I understand. :P

      That may be the case.
      i.imgur.com/Ln0Q4as.jpg
      Several days of not cleaning up.

      Posted by Kakarot

    • They're featured a lot on my workout playlists :p With Oden on Our Side is a good album. Also the songs Twilight of the Thunder God and Raise Your Horns :3

      Yeah, I assumed as much. But I just can't :p

      It's becoming one!

      Posted by Moriquendi

    • :D

      And I can imagine you coming out with a towel drying your freshly shaved face. Your wife looks up, blinks, and says, “We should both see other men.”

      Posted by Kakarot

  • TWO DAYS

    Posted by kodachrome

  • Okay so at first I didn’t like it, but after after awhile it sucked me in and I fully embrace the game and concepts they were going for.

    The problem is it’s a game that requires a lot of patience and nothing is given to you up front. So there’s a lot more digging for storyline and some grinding for hearts/stamina that I had to adjust to.

    But, now I love it. My favorite thing to do is “rescue” horses from the moblins and register them as my own and feed them apples!

    Posted by Winnie

    • Oh jeeez....this sounds like Zelda mixed with Harvest Moon or something.

      I don’t know if I can handle the lack of structure in storyline. I don’t want to choose my own route to beat the game. That’s only fun when playing Metroid Prime and doing sweet glitches to be able to say you broke the rules D:

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Also I like you Winnie, you’re really friendly and nice : D

      Posted by Kakarot

    • bahaha I like you too, how's that Malbec treating you? And yeah the lack of structure was infuriating at first--maybe you should do another runthrough of Majora's Mask or OoT instead?

      Posted by Winnie

    • The Malbec was gone after about 2.5 hours, at a pretty moderate pace I thought. I also ordered a pizza for delivery and consumed all but one piece. Then I passed out for a couple hours and that’s where I am now.

      I do think MM would be good to play again, though I actually have an urge for TP right now.....but no console to play it on lol

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Wait, whaaat? I didn't know you were in the middle east? which part?

    Posted by Chloroform

    • Afghanistan, I bounce around a lot for work lol.

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Ohh you work for the army or smth? cool, i lived in UAE for two years and I feel your plight on the alcohol ban. haha

      Posted by Chloroform

    • Something like that. Air Force though haha. Oh really? I was in Dubai for a few days earlier this year and there was a small bar in my hotel. It must be only allowed in certain places?

      Posted by Kakarot

    • Yeah only in bars and they charge so much on alcohol too because of the ban. A bottle of beer is prob like 3x the price in the US lmao a shot of jameson is around 30-45 bux craaazyyy

      Posted by Chloroform

    • I do recall it being quite expensive lol.

      Posted by Kakarot

  • Hello Bart,

    How have you been?
    What have you been up to, Bart?
    What are your plans for Thanksgiving?
    Going home to visit with family and friends?

    I hope that you have an excellent Thanksgiving!

    Take good care,
    Tead.

    Posted by Tead

    • Hey there, I’ve been doing great!

      No plans for Thanksgiving unfortunately, I rarely make it back for holidays, which is a shame. Thanksgiving is my favorite and I’ve only managed to make it home once for it since 2009.

      It’ll be a good day regardless though ;)

      Are you going to make it home?

      Posted by Kakarot