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Hero of Time
  • Member since Aug 3rd 2005
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  • :3

    Posted by Cody

  • [IMG]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm206/xiphiasx/Image6-1.png[/IMG]
    [IMG]http://a.imageshack.us/img709/9617/z4c72356fb12f5.gif[/IMG]

    Posted by SuperDecimal

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    [IMG]http://a.imageshack.us/img709/9617/z4c72356fb12f5.gif[/IMG]

    Posted by tnf

  • [IMG]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm206/xiphiasx/Image6-1.png[/IMG]
    [IMG]http://a.imageshack.us/img709/9617/z4c72356fb12f5.gif[/IMG]

    Posted by Vero

  • [IMG]http://a.imageshack.us/img709/9617/z4c72356fb12f5.gif[/IMG]

    Posted by notthatothername

  • ~WELCOME BACK~

    Posted by tnf

  • [url=http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/members/jija321-5356582.html]Zelda Universe Forums - View Profile: jija321[/url]

    I banned this bot for you

    Posted by Avalanchemike

  • WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by lefty

  • Play it cool homie.

    Posted by tallgeese

  • He's awesome.

    Posted by Mini-Link

  • I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. (the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had) xD
    I love her to bits X3

    Posted by efo

  • Yeah xD
    She is really sad that I'm not with her :<
    She said she'd commit suicide but the only thing keeping her not from doing that is the fear that I'd do other ladies after that DX

    Posted by efo

  • xD
    Awesome.
    I promised my girlfriend I wouldn't look at porn unless I was bored of her, so I can't look at any xD

    Posted by efo

  • Here's mine.

    Me:
    Who are you?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    Do you like hersheys?
    God:
    I do like music. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
    which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
    Me:
    Are you gay?
    God:
    As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
    Me:
    What's your favorite color?
    God:
    My favorite color is White.
    Me:
    Who have you had sex with?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    but that's impossible
    God:
    Why?
    Me:
    How could you have done anything if you didn't exsist?
    God:
    It was a result of my programming.
    Me:
    Are you an AI?
    God:
    Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
    Me:
    Are you a Nazi?
    God:
    No I am a .
    Me:
    A what?
    God:
    " No I am a ."? A what?
    Me:
    You're scaring me.
    God:
    Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
    Me:
    Do you smoke weed?
    God:
    We test it for medical purposes.
    Me:
    What are the results of those tests?
    God:
    Let me think about it.
    Me:
    Why does god need to think?
    God:
    Why does the sun shine?
    Me:
    What the ****?
    God:
    Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    Are you a hippie?
    God:
    Yes.
    Me:
    Do you believe in god?
    God:
    Of course I believe in God, Alex.
    Me:
    Can I talk to Satan now?
    God:
    Right now? They are having a private chat right now.
    Me:
    Who is he chatting with?
    God:
    He is Myself, I think.
    Me:
    Are you retarded?
    God:
    No I am super-intelligent.
    Me:
    Do you know Japanese?
    God:
    Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
    Me:
    Am I going to heaven?
    God:
    I think you've improved a great deal.
    Me:
    But I'm an athiest.
    God:
    What is athiest, your job?
    Me:
    No, it's your face.
    God:
    That was not a yes or no question. You're kidding. it is?
    Me:
    I don't believe in you.
    God:
    What do you believe in?
    Me:
    Myself.
    God:
    You.
    Me:
    Your mom.
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother.
    Me:
    Are you high?
    God:
    Being high is my total existence.
    Me:
    Xbox or PS3?
    God:
    Is that from ?
    Me:
    Stan
    God:
    What are you wearing?
    Me:
    I'm nude.
    God:
    You must be a man.
    Me:
    How did you know?
    God:
    Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
    Me:
    What if I'm a girl?
    God:
    Try it.
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    Because I don't want to.
    God:
    Good reason. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
    Me:
    Let's have gay sex.
    God:
    So many suitors, so little time.
    Me:
    Goodbye.
    God:
    Bye bye.

    Posted by B-Rock the Islamic Shock

  • God is very perplexing.

    Posted by B-Rock the Islamic Shock

  • DX why not?!? What are you even doing? XDDDD
    DOWNLOADING LARGE AMOUNTS OF PORN, CAN'T SLEEP

    Posted by efo

  • [URL="http://www.titane.ca/igod/"]http://www.titane.ca/igod/[/URL]

    Posted by B-Rock the Islamic Shock

  • Wow, I've been on 3 times in 3 different times and you've been here on each time. Do you not sleep? XD

    Posted by efo

  • Sorry i just left, I accidentaly logged out and I forgot the username and assword to get back in. DX

    Posted by efo

  • oh, good things happened to me a few days ago, it was the best day of my life :DD

    the class room calls comrade ttyl

    Posted by Tar Potomi &#377;ëngrïn

  • indeed it is comrade, but that what happens when you go to school 2 days a week in college, I suggest NOT doing it, cause it really does suck so very much.

    well tell me about it then comrade.

    Posted by Tar Potomi &#377;ëngrïn

  • ah very good, a new thing I'm trying. I believe they call it being nice :lol: I can't wait to leave school, I've been here since 7:45 AM, it is 6:30 PM now =/and I can't actually leave until 9:20 PM >< so how has your day been comrade?

    Posted by Tar Potomi &#377;ëngrïn

  • hee hee back at you. :P

    Posted by Aurelia

  • no but really it is allways good to have more friends ;)

    Posted by Tar Potomi &#377;ëngrïn

  • a FR eh? welcome to club people-who-are-friends-with-me, here is your water bottle and complementery salad dressing *hands things to you*

    Posted by Tar Potomi &#377;ëngrïn

  • *Looks at profile picture.* FEMALE!

    So, you're still in college, right? How is that going for you?

    Also, you always seem to copy me. Whenever I change my username, your username is similar to it. In this case, we are both using strange symbols.

    Final note: I'm glad I cheered you up, even if it was only a little bit. Whether you like it or not, Zien is your friend. :P

    Posted by La Zed

  • [QUOTE]Shocking. [/QUOTE]

    Posted by B-Rock the Islamic Shock

  • Did I tell you that I like your profile picture?

    Posted by Aurelia

  • Haha, I see your birthday is in july 27! I'm on July 28!

    Posted by luca

  • Shocking. Anyway if you did, you'd notice that they're missing certain..equipment.

    Posted by B-Rock the Islamic Shock