At work today, I was distracting myself from the soul-numbing experience of being there with some thoughts about Mario. There's something -- or rather someone -- very wrong with Mario Odyssey, and that someone is Peach. Look at her complete lack of a reaction in this video (1:35). She's just calmly waiting to see who will win this fight, and... I think she's pulling for Bowser.
Peach can love whoever she wants to love, but I feel bad for Pauline. Mario should stop chasing not-distressed-at-all damsels and settle down with the woman who helped him finance a theme park. Pauline said she'd be Mario's 1-up girl. She's likely referring to what is happening between Mario, Bowser, and Peach. Hopefully some day, Mario will realize this.
Super Mario Odyssey. It's like soap opera deep, people. I guess I'll go finish up Steam Gardens now.
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