I don't get why you're doing all these mental gymnastics just so Plateau can move one less time. Besides, by my count it only moves once, two if you count moving once in two timelines. At the end of the day, the GC map of TP is the canon one, and I don't see why you would want it any other way. It follows all the conventions of Hyrule's layout perfectly (aside from Zora's Domain); Death Mountain in the Northeast, Faron Woods in the South, Lake Hylia in the South(ish), Gerudo Desert in the Southwest, and Herba in the Northwest. I don't get what's wrong with that.
The Twilight Realm was basically wizard Australia where every naughty banished person was transformed into some sort of harmless albino penguins.
WW is Nintendo's Up, basically. Link is Russell, Tetra is Doug, and uh, I guess maybe Tingle is Kevin?
~ Gregarious Tree