Alright, if you’re like me, or like many other people here at ZU, you loved seeing the trailer for the brand-spanking-new Zelda game, Skyward Sword, at E3 2010.  Now, just the fact that there was any trailer for a new Zelda game was enough for most people – but we think that the trailer was pretty well put together, too.  And we’re not alone in that thinking.

Toby Turner, or Tobuscus as he’s called on youtube, is famous for his “literal” interpretations of various film and game trailers. And now he’s taken on the Skyward Sword trailer in his latest video.

Watch it above, then find more of these videos at his channel here, and lyrics for the video after the jump!

LYRICS:

Foggy, cloudy horse,
Angry spiky heart,
Floaty boat, and a wolf.
Run into the light.
Where a man in a skirt and
tights is standing.
And he pulls out his sword,
Then slowly spins it around, and
FLEX!

Kill Natives, and plants.
Turn them into ash.
Purple dust, sword lights up!
More Natives, and plants, and Natives
They all look the same.
That’s racist!

Scorpion with eyeballs in it’s claws.
Use your shield to deflect an acorn
Use a vine to swing across.
Climb the plant wall,
Confuse the eyeball

Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf.
And a bob-omb,
And someone’s floating heart.

Aim a grapple claw
at the Audience.
Make it grab stuff, and explode!
Goodbye grapple claw.

Roll a flashing plant
Under a happy tree.
Now it’s a dead tree.
Slingshots make bats disappear!

Use a whip to tear out people’s hearts.
Then eat them.
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!

End a skeleton,
And a scorpion,
And another skeleton.

Swan dive into the logo!

  • Headphoneguy

    Awesome

  • geo

    strange

  • OoTfanatic

    liked the video and congrats on ur 2nd successful article! you may remember me from the comments on your intro to the team. im blade of evil's bane btw (OoTfanatic is my new intensedebate username)

  • OoTfanatic

    how am i now 53p?! WTF?! I AM AMAZING!

  • FreeArrow

    he better not be making fun of zelda

  • phantom

    *begisnm packing assorted torture/kidnapping equipment into a magic backback* he better hope he's not making fun of zelda if he is *pats backpack* THIS is all I need to make him suffer for it *insert generic annoying evil laugh here*

  • April

    I'll be mad if he's making fun of zelda!!

  • Taha_Soysal

    Making fun of zelda or not, it still gave me a good laugh.

  • Google Says

    I saw it yesterday, I thought it was pretty funny =P

  • I liked everything but the "man in a skirt," although it made me think of Kahmenrah's line from Night at the Museum 2: "It'th not a dreth, it'th a tunic. It wath the height of fathion two thouthand yearth ago." 8D

  • Dewi

    Love Tobuscus! 😀

  • Joko tree

    I should make a literal interpretation of the TP trailer or I don't know has anybody got any good idea's.

    • The 12 year old

      How about SMG2?

      • Joko tree

        Yeah and I could try SSBB.

  • Sanity's_Theif

    That was hilarious lol

    This part killed me:

    "They all look the same.
    That’s racist!"

    • noob

      yah, i kno, its awsom

  • Joko Tree

    TERRIBLE!!!!! WHY GOD?? WHY!!!??????????????? THIS IS so so WHY??!

    • Joko tree

      What hey don't steal my name you noob GTFO. Get a new name and leave mine alone or I will use the coolest name ever.

      • Joko tree

        Also my tree has no Capital letters.

        • noob

          uh, not me, another troll

          an, wat is yor cool name

          • Joko tree

            Sorry noob I din't mean Noob as in you I ment Noob as in new. And the cool name is (Drum roll) BritboyAl.

          • Joko tree

            New as in Newbie.

          • Joko Tree

            OMGoron! I am NOT STEALING "your" name…Don't be sooooo silly…YOu are stealing MINE! AD like YOU said YOU have no Capitals…I DO!! I am the Joko Tree!!!

          • Manga ninja

            you technically are stealing his name

          • The 12 year old

            I KNOW, RIGHT!?!?!?!

          • Joko Tree

            Wahahappen to this thread? I'm glad my name is ok? that 12 year old is silly.

          • BitF Adict

            Look, that was me, okay? Sorry, I had 3 Dr.Peppers and was feeling very idiotic.

          • Joko Tree

            What did u say??

          • Decrepit Nightmare

            He had 3 Dr. Peppers you doosh, wow 3 you just beat my record by 1.

          • BitF Adict

            ,

          • BitF Adict

            v

          • BitF Adict

            vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

  • KyleLink

    that was totally awesome! i love their vids! i have been waiting for this one for a while! LOL

  • Collin Freedle

    Foggy, cloudy horse,
    Angry spiky heart,
    Floaty boat, and a wolf.
    Run into the light.
    Where a man in a skirt and
    tights is standing.
    And he pulls out his sword,
    Then slowly spins it around, and
    FLEX!

    Kill Natives, and plants.
    Turn them into ash.
    Purple dust, sword lights up!
    More Natives, and plants, and Natives
    They all look the same.
    That’s racist!

    Scorpion with eyeballs in it’s claws.
    Use your shield to deflect an acorn
    Use a vine to swing across.
    Climb the plant wall,
    Confuse the eyeball

    Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf.
    And a bob-omb,
    And someone’s floating heart.

    Aim a grapple claw
    at the Audience.
    Make it grab stuff, and explode!
    Goodbye grapple claw.

    Roll a flashing plant
    Under a happy tree.
    Now it’s a dead tree.
    Slingshots make bats disappear!

    Use a whip to tear out people’s hearts.
    Then eat them.
    Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!

    End a skeleton,
    And a scorpion,
    And another skeleton.

    Swan dive into the logo!

    • The 12 year old

      Ah.. thanks.

  • Elbarto

    Wow… I actually sneezed like 3 times while the video was playing.

  • lifesavers2

    YES! TOBY FINALLY DID IT!
    I've been a Tobuscus fan for awhile now, and this is what I've been waiting for.

  • Omg… there are no words to express how I feel about this video. -dies from laughter-

  • KyleLink

    yes! the deathly hallows one is hilarious!

    • Joko tree

      Yes but remember if you find a Death eater in ST don't try and run over it if you do say goodbye to the spirit train.

  • LoZyMugglegater

    That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.Thank you ZU,I needed a pick me up.:)

  • TrustMe101

    You should watch this parody for Twilight Princess:

    Not as funny as this video was, but it's still funny. 😀

    • QueenxLink

      lol, the Zant part was funny…

  • Varran

    I agree with the Joko Tree This is silly sauce!

  • ChainofTermina

    hey, Link's not wearing any tights anymore. he has pants now.

    • Cam

      …yeah for reals… big baggy Aladdin pants XD

  • Eximius

    S T U P I D !!!!
    Not good like the music videos who started doing this. This video is visually literal. unlike music videos that are have a second meaning and it is actually funny.

    • Yoko Tree

      HAY IM YOKO TREE AND I FAT AND AM FART11!

      • Joko Tree

        I MAHN JOKO TRAH LOLOLOLOL!!!!1

  • honorable

    i hope you learn that movies are greater than games!

    …and then die for erstwhile beliefs! hahaha!

  • The 12 year old

    Good.

  • The 12 year old

    Good.

  • me2

    OMG YOUR SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY LOLOLOL!!!!111

    • Joko Tree

      yah i know ima poop eater hoes dumb X] ROLF!!

      • Joko tree

        Hey numb nuts stop useing my name and stop narking me off.

  • StephenStills

    It's actually all Tobuscus singing. Just him and no one else.

    • sakura

      aaaa okay

  • OoTfanatic

    yet again posting my favourite part: the natives all look the same, that racist! roflmfao! + the intro (especially angry spiky heart lol) and of course 'swan dive into the logo

  • Bitf Attic

    Looks good.

  • BitF Adict

    Whoa, theres a literal DH trailer? Where can I see it?

  • bob

    lol… Now it’s a dead tree lolz…

  • Aquanam

    Am i the only one who noticed he has pointy ears?

  • Dani14

    lol laughed my @ss off at 'Swan dive into the logo!'

  • LegendOfHyrule31

    This is pretty funny. I like the part

    Kill the natives
    they all look the same
    THAT'S RACIST!

  • Cdf

    How old are you guys 2.

  • QueenxLink

    LOL That was hilarious! I love parodies…

  • bob

    LOL LOL LOL LOL I HAD MY SOUND OFF BUT WAS STILL ROTFL! XD XD XD XD

  • Cody Gee

    I don't give a crap if he's making fun of Zelda, it's funny!

  • Soap

    OMG I totally did sneeze during this video. Thanks for blessing me. 😛

  • mmhmmm

    my favorite part of the video was 0:00-2:20, but that's just me.

  • BellaKazza

    Who is this idiot.