You want a Wii, you say? Well, guess what, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ONE. Well, not for a while anyway.

According to the lovely Perrin Kaplan, the VP of Marketing and Corporate Affairs, the shortages of Wii will not end anytime soon.

“There is a lot going on behind the scenes in terms of working on what we are producing and the numbers continue to rise but the product is so very popular that we may see the situation last for some time,” she said in the interview linked above.

“We are at absolute maximum production and doing everything we can. People are being really diligent about working with retailers to locate one but we are cognizant of the fact that a lot of fans are not able to get their hands on one yet. We are asking them to be patient and to know that we are working on this as fast as we can.”

Don’t worry, kiddies, if you believe in miracles, they are bound to happen, right?

Neverending Wii Shortages 4/12/2007 James